NO JOKES - Would you like me to tell you how to make 1 million dollars?

I think the title says it - do you want to know?

 

sure.

 

Not.... really...

 

i already know .....i am just saving it for a rainy day

 

Yes lord, please enlighten us on the subject of making one million dollars.

 

I already know how: Sell the secret to making 1 million dollars.

 

Guys, I just said would you like to know how. I never said I'd say how. Now relax a little...

 

Could you show us how? Pwetty pwetty pweaze?

 

exactly! and sell it for ten bux a pop.
it's been done before, over and over,
and there never seems to be an end to enough suckers
to make a few bux off of doing so.

i think that scam is as old as magazene and tabloid publishing
and of course for their ten bux, just to not be a total fruad,
you send em a little mimiographed 'booklet'
that tells them to put up an add telling people
to send them ten bux to learn how to make them big buckaroos!

capitolism is such a con
too bad it's a tyranny to anyone with half a conscounce

gha, if i didn't have one i could be rich too

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the old pyramid scheme aye? why are people so stupid

 

I made a million dollars from the pyramid scheme.... but then lost 2 million

 

Is that cat giving me the finger?

 

damn straight he is.