How to find a girlfriend (PUA styles)

First step,
Like yourself...... It's attractive.

Do you remember back in school when a girl liked you and you thought you weren't good enough so you blew her off?

Geeks have the WORST self limiting beliefs back in school. Now tell your kids to like themselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9boD5WIUGTw
"you got kissed, ahahahahah. we ALL saw it. AHAHHAHAHAHA" you da man rapper, you da man.

To quote a man called Tyler "its all in your head guys, it's SO in your head its not funny"

Just like yourself, its attractive. Game over...

Second step.
A little social intuition goes a loooooooong way. I had to learn this the hard way...

The theory goes that the girl will be more attracted to the guy that is the leader a group of guys than the "powerful loner."

No maggot power-plays please...

Third step
Be fun. Sometimes girls are a little emotional. So speak emotionally to them.

They say if you have enthusiasm in your ideas your doing pretty well and she will be attracted. While if your boring and predictable she's going to start staring at her watch. Every time you speak emotionally you are in PUA terms spiking her emotions. These days it seems only PLAYERS are "spiking" girls emotions.

Also they say that if your having fun, she is turned on. So if your doing activities that YOU want to do she will (most of the time) want to do to. Now pretend your kids again, for fucks sake! If you were both 5 years old or 10 years old or 12 years old what genius plan would you come up with doing?

Entertaining her can be a sign of neediness. Best to entertain yourself. Whilst being socially intelligent, Game over.

Fourth step
DON'T BE NEEDY! She don't owe you shit because you shower her in gifts and dinners. Whatever dude.

There are many many many forms of neediness. Alot of chicks are fucked up because guys treat them soooooo nicely because of their looks. I dont buy it, neither do you.

Do you ever feel queasy with someone sucking up to you? "imagine being a chick" ~Tyler

Fifth step
Be exiting and take the lead. What fun cheap activities are you going to together. Read "real world seduction" free off da internet to get the attitude down, if you need.

Sixth step
They say confident guys get girls. BUT you can be a confident Brad Pitt kinda guy or a confident Jack Black/Johhney Depp kinda guy. Confidence is putting one foot in front of the other without saying sorry.

Seventh step
Your not gonna pick up a girl at a bar, Your just not. Now say hi to people. Be friendly and don't hit me with that lame cool guy bullshit. No girl is going to hit on you, STFU. With you standing at the bar pretending to be cool and tough. Your night is OVER!

Eighth Step
Day game is awesome! "hey I saw you walking across the street and I thought you were really cute!" A 4/10 hit rate ain't bad. Now do shit YOU want to do. Shop for clothes. Get a coffee. I dont know, how cool is your city. How cool can you MAKE your city? hmmm?

Ninth Step (the enlightened trustifarian):
I'm above the game now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64gvmHKWaWc

I like to rap these the lyrics to girls. This is the highest level of enlightenment humanly possible.

They say buddha was rapping these lyrics at chicks long before the streets....

Theory lesson:
Girls emotional state is in flux. She can feel this way now, and feel another way later. Work with it.






Class is dismissed! Stop firing spit balls at the teacher! grrrrrrrrr.

 

Do this but for people who aren't male or female, but are both.

 

I haven't got the foggiest idea.

 

nah, back in school my standards were too high so i blew off the girls that liked me because i thought they weren't good enough.

this is obviously true, but it's one of the main reasons i don't even bother anymore. pussy is not so important that i'm willing to spend 20% of my life pretending to be friends with a bunch of idiots just to impress girls.

i don't think she'll even know when i'm sitting at home doing things that i enjoy...

 

Would you be a loner with me for a week? :gorgeous:

 

i don't think i know you, but as long as you don't find occasional silence uncomfortable, sure.

 

Oh, no don't get me wrong... I love silence.:2thumbsup:

 

Human mating rituals crack me up!:2thumbsup:

 

Whether its cos you never really see it, or dont understand, arent paying attention or just dont care. Guys never really get what it is to have to deal with the other chics for them. Which is often the biggest part of the equation without you even realizing it.

 

what exactly are you trying to say?

 

heh heh game over

 

now when she hits you with bullshit you have 3 choices

choice 1 "im a little bitch and i do what you say"

choice 2 "feel my pimping hand bitch!"

choice 3 "oh, well that sucks.."

choice 4 "stfu noob, im busy"

 

I'm not teaching you little shits how to physically escalate... Push her into a wall and make out with her.




"anyway" is a transition word to break into cool story.

"anyway, i was playing scrabble the other night and all of a sudden..."

 

the answers choice 2 right??

 

hmmm was her father abusive?

 

You could find a boyfriend and put him in a dress. Same thing.

 

guys are too predictable

 

to be honest all this information is making my head hurt :xmasnut:

i'll just for wait for tyler to score

and pick up her ugly friend.

 

well... yeah...

I feel ya.

keep improving

knowledge in the beginning.

But not too much thats AFC as fuck.

 

hot chicks are attracted to guys acting completely normal around them.

Hot chicks are a rare commodity in new zealand, oh yeah and fuck mystery method.