What would you do with a jar of dirt?

Here is a video of my wife's boyfriend with a jar of dirt. What in the world can you do with a jar of dirt?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRcj6CAhe7s"]I've Got A Jar of Dirt Remix Video - YouTube

 

throw it in the fucking trash can

 

thats a little weird

 

i'd sow a seed of unconditional love in it ta grow real tall and strong.with unbreakable branches that could reach out real far all over the world and touch the hearts of all humanity to love all and every being without condition.

 

what wouldn't i do with a jar of dirt?

 

I would shove that jar of dirt up your ass!

 

...And guess what's inside it?

 

Go live in Waterworld.

 

empty it to look for any treasure, then i agree with Rollinstoned, throw that shit AWAY.

 

If it's a jar of graveyard dirt, there might be all kinds of things to do with it. :devil:

just sayin'

 

Good answer

 

Sell it on Ebay. There's a vast underground community of people out there who collect jars of dirt.

 

I'd dump it out on the nearest surface and roll around in it naked with Johnny Depp.

 

Look for gold! And then put the dirt out and wash out the jar.

 

I'll name it Victor and put a seed in it.

 

Swap it for a jar of 'magic' beans...

 

That size jar would never fit up my ass. Maybe a spice jar full of dirt, I will have to try that this afternoon.

 

I'd put it up on my mantle.

Jars of dirt are sacred these days.

 

Release the dirt into the wild, then clean and place the jar on a shelf, it's natural habitat.

 

Empty the jar, clean the jar, then use it to drink 'Moonshine' from. Cheers all...