this is the worst pain ever!!!

my mom has a neighbour here to kill my squirrel, Bainbridge!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! He's got a gun!!!

Why, oh WHY can't they use a live trap and release him in the woods?! Pray to Bob he's not dead.. oh jeez oh jeez.....

 

u have a squirrel?why would anyone wanna kill it?

 

He lives in our house, in the walls but I see him outside and I feed him and we scratch on the walls to each other, and I've grown attached and my mom doesn't like him so she has got the big local hunting guy to come and kill my poor little Bainbridge!!!!!!!!!

 

man that sucks

maybe u could try and catch the squirrel yourself and release it in the woods..?

squirrels are cute =)

 

omg, nooo! I wuv squirrels! (Ash already knows this....) Usually they would retreat to the attick...and then they would freeze.

 

thats what i was gonna suggest



thats bullshit to kill something just because you dont like it


the squirrel isnt doing anything!

 

Squirrels are cute. I'm sorry. Maybe you can run away to Canada with it.

 

You pray to Bob, too?!

I'm so sorry about your squirrel

 

what the hell? someones trying to kill your squirrel??? im actually afraid of squirrels but still that's not fair! i say kill them!

 

by them i mean the person trying to kill your squirrel

 

Squirrlels are the coolest animalls ever invented...thats terrible....hope he doen't get done in...

 

maybe he'll take his squirrel tail and trip the gunsmen and he'll break his arm and he can't shoot him and he'll run away

 

Don't worry Meg. If they can't get him, they can't get him. It's not really theirs to say he's a pest. Humans can be a pest sometimes... to the Earth and everything on it. If they can't understand, there's nothing you can do about it unless you solve the problem with a better way... then they can't say anything. All they see is what they feel is a problem. If they can solve what they think is a problem without hurting themselves and not having to do much and only for what they think is their benefit, then that's what they do.

 

we're already in canada!

my mom wants to kill it because she thinks he is going to chew through a wire and burn the house down.. it recently happened to the hundred some odd year old general store in port ryerse........

 

well.. he's not dead yet

 

Not sure if this is appropriate, but I have a weird squirrel story. One time I was walking by some Mexican landscapers and one of them grabbed a squirrel and just put it in his pants...it was really weird...
I hope your squirrel is okay...release it yourself!

 

AHAHAH that was a great story.. they did that on the simpsons.. ahhah the cops did it!

i know.. i need help plotting his escape. what do squirrels like to eat?

 

i should really get Bainbridge's opinion on this i suppose...

 

she's already in canadia...

sorry bout yer squirrel. i had a hound one time... she had puppies, and long story short, i sat in the doghouse (big doghouse) and tried to pet them (hezechiah could do it...) and she bit my hand and left a big scar. eventually, my parents had the animal catching people (heh) come take her and her pups away. i screamed and cussed at em, but they didn't care.

so i suggest you beat the shit out of them before they kill yer squirrel.

 

Corn.