Last thing you bought!

bought these today:

 

^^I hope they were less than a dollar


today i bought a couple of self propelled lawnmowers

 

I bought parts to rebuild the engine in my chainsaw

 

congrats on the new cheeks.

 

The last thing I bought was Sunday afternoon, my cousins and other relatives go out for a coffee or something at Bob Evans in Goshen, IN. I bought a cherry coke. When the server came out to ask how we were doing, I said "I think my coke has lost it's cherry". I wasn't sure how she would react, and she just said "I don't know what to say about that" and went back to the kitchen. After a while she came out with a very small little cup in her hand, I think they might use them to serve salad dressing, and said "I found something to help you out." I looked inside and started laughing; it contained a little maraschino cherry and some juice. She told me "Now don't go losing that one." A little while later the manager came around with a coffee pot and said "I hear somebody over here lost their cherry." I think our server told the whole kitchen what happened. I left her a $5 tip on a $10.00 tab, so I guess she did okay.

 

The last thing I bought was an ankle brace for my sore foot

 

A new section of drain pipe for my tenant's half of the house because their tub wouldn't drain.

Cost me $485

 

3 shirts ...some keurig coffee refills...a plug for an extension cord im making for my 220v mig...some spare 3/8 x 5" hitch pins because i keep losing the ones for holding my winch on my trailer...3 mild sausages for tomorrow and a dozen pepperettes most of those turned into lunch...

 

Hot wings, fries and a cherry coke for lunch $9.65.

 

Ticket to see Bass Nectar in a couple of weeks.

 

I haven't had a Cherry Coke in 7 years I miss them...... ooooo and cool ranch Doritos's yummmm

 

biscuits, bread and a can of baked beans...

and then i shoved them up my ass

 

2 days ago I bought tobacco and filter tubes.

 

i just bought a tea and a donut on my way back from selling someone some tires

 

a bag of chips and a clif bar

 

I bought my wee niece some ginger snaps a few hours ago. And she shared them with me!

 

Sounds like they will be coming out of your ass pretty soon. Especially the beans.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

tonight i bought a coin off ebay and a bicycle helmet

 

Why have you not had a Cherry Coke in seven years? Love Dorritos... all flavors.

 

I hope you took the beans out of the can first!