Sounds like a jolly woman. I hate getting woken up by my grandmother's little Chinese lap dog. She yelps and the worst part is she always has stupid bows in her hair.
i used to get woken by horses at my old house so i climbed a tree and shot a horse in the ass with a bb gun got in quite a lot of trouble for that.
at least she's doing something creative. unlike my okiehaulic neighbors who just play corporate radio at levels above the threshold of pain of anyone not already anesthisized.
Any bodily function is terrible to wake up to. I get pissed off at my body pretty much every time I have to get up. It's the reason I'm up at 8 fucking thirty on my day off.