Seven word story ...again (game)

but if China knit their own bomb...

 

it would make a really wooly explosion

 

that would rattle windows from here to

 

super marios galaxy where the great elf

 

devoured BBAD's last Hot Pocket after upchucking

 

several of orison's banana and walnut cakes

 

while watching a rerun of Gilligan's Island

 

,the one with the 'Biggest Boobs' competition

 

until Octomom knocked on the door, wanting

 

a can-opener to open her ammo

 

and was handed a loaded gun instead

 

which greatly unsettled the plan contrived by

 

by all the invaders hiding in bushes

 

and secretly devouring really copious amounts of

 

Budweiser latte'-which made North Korea jealous

 

because North Korea's latte is made from

 

squeezed toad juice with crunchy frog croutons

 

and is served over crushed ice pellets

 

made of gorilla snot-which prez Obama

 

had a job collecting prior to his