Random Facts XXXIX - Autumn Edition

looking for a job sucks, it requires you to be so fake, and desperate looking. lol.

study for interview (think up the perfect lie to tell them)
show up 15 minutes early.. (desperate)
call them, to show you're interested (desperate)


the list goes on.. lol

 

chicken caesar salad yum

 

I had tuna and crackers for dinner...

 

Ze boyfriend is making roast chicken for dinner. He cooks (amazing) I clean.

 

i still only have one hinge on this computer

 

That's okay BBAD, we're all unhinged here.

 

aint that the truth

 

Fact - I was bent over in the shower, trying to get some knots out of my hair, and I bashed my elbow good on the little soap tray that's fixed to the wall. It hurt like hell, and it still hurts.

 

I always hit my head on the showerhead...if i ever build a house it will have a higher showerhead...and maybe an elevated toilet too...and sink..im so tired of leaning over when i brush my teeth

 

and a urinal...if i build a house it will have a wall mounted urinal :2thumbsup:

 

i didnt even know you were in jail?

 

I've always wanted one of my own! :2thumbsup:

 

i'm watching antiques roadshow

 

rf: I went out with cube rats after work for a going-away party for a female cube rat. My mouth was seared by a ninja jalapeno hiding in the nachos.

rf2: I believe I have ascertained that maly is not interested in making hawt lesbo dream porn for me. I must pursue other avenues of derangement. I am open to suggestions, as always.

 

now im watching family guy. i have soup and pasta cooking.

 

oop family guy is over now im watching the office,, fuck me

 

Zen...you know I'll make crazy lesbian porn for you any time

RF: One of my arms smells like one lotion...the other arm smells like another lotion. This is what happens when I go to my mother's house and she starts showing me her new things...the smells are making me nauseous!

 

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