Your pick up line is?...

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  1. Mr.Writer

    Mr.Writer Senior Member

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    Ey yo. *opens up jacket casually, exposing inner lining of jacket coated in sheets of shiva blotter* Word.
     
    Mr.Writer, Sep 13, 2011
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  3. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Your beauty has struck me blind but I would like to get to know you better, mind if I use the braille method? [​IMG]
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Sep 13, 2011
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  5. dollyfizz

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    I hope you've got pet insurance because I'm about to destroy that pussy!
     
    dollyfizz, Sep 15, 2011
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  7. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    +..Love It...[​IMG].........:2thumbsup:



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Sep 15, 2011
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  9. _Bob_

    _Bob_ Una Tana Bibi

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    Baby, your insurance rates are gonna go up, because I wanna tear it up, too ;)
     
    _Bob_, Sep 15, 2011
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  11. primalflow

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    That only works if you're Bill Clinton.


    I just watched that on Comedy Central.:2thumbsup:
     
    primalflow, Sep 17, 2011
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  13. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    You thrill me, honest you do. [​IMG]
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Sep 17, 2011
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  15. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    How about tonight I'll be Burger King and you be McDonalds; that way I can be having it my way and you'll be loving it. [​IMG]
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Sep 18, 2011
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    Mind if I chalk up my cue stick in your vagina and play a game of dirty pool??.
     
    deleted, Sep 18, 2011
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  19. def zeppelin

    def zeppelin All connected

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    I'd rather enjoy copulation with your personage.
     
    def zeppelin, Sep 19, 2011
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  21. Moe420

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    I'd hit that
     
    Moe420, Sep 19, 2011
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  23. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    I got the money, honey, if you got the time.
    We'll go honky tonkin' have a real good time. [​IMG]
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Sep 19, 2011
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  25. Monkey Boy

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    I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
     
    Monkey Boy, Sep 19, 2011
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  27. McFuddy

    McFuddy Visitor

    I don't know what exactly I am required to say or do in order for you to have sex with me, but can we assume I said all that? I mean, essentially we're talking about fluid exchange, right?
     
    McFuddy, Sep 19, 2011
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  29. roamy

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    less talkin', more action. ha! ha!
     
    roamy, Sep 20, 2011
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  31. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Would you dance neekid for me please?...;-D
     
    farmout, Sep 22, 2011
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  33. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    How would you like to get together for unlawful carnal knowledge? [​IMG]
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Sep 22, 2011
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  35. BareFootHiker

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    Would you like to go out for a burger and a fuck, no, whats the matter you don't like burgers?
     
    BareFootHiker, Sep 22, 2011
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  37. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    So little time, shouldn't we just get down?.....;-D
     
    farmout, Sep 23, 2011
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  39. luna26

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    Hey there, nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
     
    luna26, Sep 23, 2011
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