Silly/stupid things you've overheard

Anywhere!

I was lining up to pay for some petrol a few month's ago and in front of me this woman's having a gripe to the chick behind the counter at how the guy filling his car up beside her was on his mobile. She recon's she told him to hang up because she didnt want to DIE and that there were sign's hanging up at the fuel bowser's for a REASON, but he ignored her and that he could have blown up the whole petrol station.
Didn't Mythbuster's prove that whole conspiracy wrong? I just stood there with the other people like "wtf fruitcake?"


Then outside of a grocery store recently there was a couple's having an argument. She yells out "I'm gonna divorce you when we get home!"

It just sounded weird, like she was implying divorce is only being all "peace out, bitch" and leaving and ignoring that there's more to it than that.

 

Yesterday, I was at the redbox DVD rental, and there was a lady who was yelling at the machine. I'm not exactly sure what was going on and all I could make out was "No, I am not entering my email!"

 

I have an old friend who cant tell the difference between a real person on the phone and a voicemail

 

That actually reminded me of something a guy told me in High School... he goes "I have a condition where I dont know whether people are being serious or not."

It mind fucked me for ages afterward's until I asked him to explain one day, he recon's he's gullible or something.

 

I overheard my 10yr old daughter say that only people that had been christened had a birthmark,it made my laugh then I told her it was bollax