waking up early

Recently this lady has been walking behind my house at the park every morning practicing opera. She sings so freaken loud and it is very obnoxious.I can hear her right now.You can hear her from like half a mile away. I want to pay the little shits down the street to pelt her with water balloons or eggs or something!! :banghead:

What do you hate being woken up early by?

 

why don't you just pelt her with an alley apple..

 

I often get woken up by my dogs wet nose on my arm.
Or, in the summer this bloody bird sat right outside my window every morning, singing.

Back home, it was sheep, that was nice.

 

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My Alarm Clock!!! :cuss:

 

Knowing that little bird, he's have carried on singing.

 

My sister's chihuahua making odd noises when he gets horny. For some damn reason, he decides it's OK for him to jump on my bed at 6 AM and start whining while licking his red rocket.

Oh and the neighbor who mows his lawn every friday morning at 7 AM sharp. That's my only day off from school. I just want to sleep!!

 

I would love it if I woke up to some random chick singing opera every morning.

Whenever I stay with my boyfriend I wake up because he wakes up at like 6 in the morning every morning and instead of getting up to let me sleep in peace, he tosses and turns until I'm ready to get up. It drives me crazy.

 

My mother likes to slam cupboard doors, throw pans into them etc. in the morning for attention.

 

lol my mom does the same damn thing. I had to live with her for a few months this year and she drove me crazy every morning. She stomps through the house, yells at her dog, slams the cupboards. Once she has coffee she's in a better mood but equally loud...she goes from grumbling and yelling, all pissy-like, to singing off-key at the top of her lungs.

 

mourning doves...they drive me so insane I kept my bedroom window closed all summer

if there were less neighbours around Id shoot the fucking things

 

I always wake up early because my mind and body become conscious again... But I don't mind it... I love being up for the sunrise :sunny:

 

Buwahahahaha

 

I'd probably sleep through the apocalypse.

 

Roosters, dogs and mosques. Oh, and builders.

Moved house three times in the last two years partly because of builders, and once also because of roosters. Where I live now it's blissfully quiet, except occasionally when the landowners' 20 or so dogs go nuts, but that's rarely in the morning.

And whenever I travel in muslim countries, I always scope out the mosques first so I know which areas I need to stay away from.

 

Sounds to me like she needs a piece...

Go give her a good fuckin!

I get woken up by my trashy fuckin neighbors screaming at each other about who fucked who on what couch last night.

I'm tempted to burn the house down

 

my bladder. i'm like an old man, can barely make it through the night.

 

Agreed. Its like theyre mad theyre up and you're not. my hubby's grandpa has no idea how to be quiet. He yells at us for taking forever to put our kid to bed, yet when he's finally asleep he runs through the house slammin cupboards and shit. Wtf?!?

 

I let my dog sleep on my bed so I alway's wake up to him whining at my bedroom door wanting to be let outside for a pee pee. Luckily for me, my bedroom is pretty much right beside the front door so it isn't hard to stagger out half-asleep, let him out, then totter back into my room and collapse back into bed.

 

Jet lag is topping my list these days. I just returned from a quick turnaround business trip to Singapore. My body never adjusted to the time zone, but I knew I wasn't home either. The result is now I find myself awake at strange times. I'm about over it, but it's taken nearly a week.