the confession booth...

Fess up. You've probably done something, that you're not too proud of and now you can get it off your chest. :2thumbsup:

No judgement here... :devil:



I once stole a small ornament seal from a shop when I was about seven year's old. I nagged mum for it but she kept saying no. It was shortly after school and I had no pocket's 'cause they made me wear skirt's... so I hid it in my undies. I'm a terrible person!

I used to prank call Pizza Hut a lot when my parent's were out. I got a phone call from a cop one day and he threatened to tell my parent's what I was doing if I ever prank called someone again. I was petrified he'd send me to jail so I never pranked anyone ever again.

Actually my brother's done it a few time's.. just dial's these numbers n goes "did you know if you look at the letter's on the last four digit's of your phone number is shit?" or "fuck?" I think he get's it from me.

A few month's ago I was out with my brother and his girlfriend and I thought about buying my mum some flower's. They were about $20 a bunch so I though ehh, I'll buy her chocolate instead.

When we were ready to leave, I shit you not, there was a bunch of flower's on the pavement. No one was around so we took them home and gave them, and the chocolate's to her. She was very happy. Gave us each a big hug and said something along the line's of "omg you guys are so sweet! you didnt steal them did you??"

"N-no, mum. Of course not!" :devil:


Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn'go!

 

I have never run a piece of lawn equipment in my life. Nor have I ever done yardwork aside from raking. My allergies are too bad to do it.

 

I wanted to push an old lady today for being bloody rude.

 

When customers are rude at work and they want me to check to see if we have something in the back, even if we do have it ill tell them nope sorry we dont have it

 

The one time I did yardwork out here at my house, I ended up covered in horrible huge swollen hives from head to toe that came back when exposed to heat for almost a week. I work in a restaurant, and the air conditioner was on the fritz that summer. I refuse to do yardwork after that, I don't know what it was that got me, but I don't ever want to deal with that again.

 

I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him bleed.

 

Months ago, when I lived with my parents, I was on the laptop writing an interesting piece on Word so I could later post it on my blog and I was also listening to music. It wasn't late... I was out for summer vacation. Anyway, my dad was pissed off for no reason so he took my laptop and my work wasn't saved. He told me to go straight to bed because it was late and to quit wasting my time writing "bullshit" that no one's interested in.

Obviously, I was extremely pissed off. What did I do? Well, I grabbed the pot where he heats up water for his coffee and made my dog lick the inside of it. I then grabbed the salt shaker and dumped it all in the gallon of orange juice which was supposedly his and the rest of the family wasn't allowed to drink out of.

I don't feel bad after I did it. He did get sick for two days but it serves him well for messing with me for no apparent reason!

 

Fixed.

 

Bless me father for I have sinned

For the longest time I have coveted thy neighbor’s wife and even watch her occasionally from my bedroom window while she sunbaths topless :devil:

H

 

One time my friend and I went "shopping" at a bunch of stores ,but we stole everything.
Everything we stole added up to about $200.
And ever since that day i like to steal from every store i goto.

 

When I was in the fifth grade I stole a Goosebumps book from the book fair. Then, when my classmates/teacher suspected my snarky "friend" I certainly didn't speak up.

 

I committed several assaults as a teen.

First marriage fell apart at 21 because I was an alcoholic.

I ended up in the nut house. After a few days I got declared president. President of crazy town.

I was a lab rat for about a year. I got paid a lot of money to have medical experiments performed on me. Traveled all over the country doing it.

I was living out of the country last year. I came back three months ago. My old job ended up being me smuggling equipment across the Thai-Cambodian border.

I almost slept with a ladyboy.

I got out of jail a few weeks ago. Spent 45 days in the county for some old bad checks.

I'm now managing a convenience store because it's the first job I could find. I did cocaine at work tonight just cause it was offered.

I could keep going. :sunny:

 

I've heard about those ladyboys...

 

Well I was visiting Thailand for the second time with a business partner who thought it was hilarious to get people smashed and hook them up with ladyboys.

If it didn't come down to him wanting money it might have happened. I got close enough to see wang.

As the guy later pointed out, if they're too pretty, they were born a man.

 

Ain't nothing wrong with a lil lady boy action

 

I ripped that Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of Law tag off my mattress.

 

This one is kinda rough. Way back in high school a friend of mine trusted me with a dark secret. He and a few of his friends raped a girl that went to our HS. He was sure that he and his boys fucked her up enough that she would be too scared and embarrassed to tell. Long story short, I eventually ratted out my friend to the school nurse after talking to the girl. Soon after, the cops and the principle were involved and i had to point out and testify against my friend.

This was a while ago, and I have since gotten over it. Though for so long I couldn't help to feel guilty/conflicted between betraying/ratting out a good friend, and waiting too long to approach the girl about the rape (for 2 weeks i didn't know what to do). I know I did the right thing but it still didn't make it any easier.

 

I once returned some library books a couple days late

 

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Cheers Glen.