random: (completely random)

alcohol check
overdrive check
bowl check
weed check
lighter negative (although I do have matches)
interesting conversation negative

Appease me please

 

let the ingestion of toxins begin

 

might you be referring to alcohol? because I believe it's a GOOD thing.

 

not random: (not random at all)

1) what is overdrive?

2) you don't smoke a bowl with matches. you just don't.

 

Damn prissy, "high-class" stoners.

 

which is why I have yet to smoke
I tried it once but I'd rather not smoke weed when it has the sulfur taste.

 

some people stop hitting when there's like four hits left cuz it "tastes bad". so if I load four hits in a bowl guess they're out of luck

 

i like match taste, it's just that sustained flame is really useful, and matches don't have that.

 

the taste sucks. and I usually end up burning the fuck out of my finger whenIi attempt to employ one for bowl-smoking purposes. by overdrive I meant super loud music that can be turned on overdrive should I need it to.

 

Yeah, I've smoked with people who try to dump it at that point, like they have the right to decide MY POT isn't good enough to smoke.

Then there are people who will wash all their resin down the drain.

I even knew someone who wouldn't smoke out of my friend's bong because it was plastic...'SMACK!'

 

derpa!!!

that's why I turn to you guys for my "interesting conversation" supply.

or else I will get to annoyed and my mind will wander to places that neither society nor my boyfriend want it to wander!!

 

the middle east?

 

it always seems its the complete broke douchebag that nobody likes is also cashing out half bowls.

 

I never smoke with matches... that's, desperate!
But, I'll be a hypocrite and say that I will smoke my resin...

and plastic bongs are great!

So....

Appeased?

 

I smoke resin

 

no its the past im not supposed to venture to

 

i smoke nothing, but the crap in the air is almost just as harmful.

also i must complain of false advertising; where is there anything even close to random in this?

 

I gotta stop coming on here when I'm drunk. Actually I should probably steer clear of the internet altogether when I'm drunk because I end up saying the stupidest shit.

 

if you forget everything in the past, how are you supposed to learn?

 

good point. I just have the problem of dwelling on the bad things of the past to the point where it makes me crazy.
I need an ego death bad.