I hated my old roommates I was the only person in the place who had a real job. I bought food I had to protect with a hard stick I was the only one who bothered to get toliet paper, paper towels, laundry soap, shower gel, ect. This went on for a year. I begged. I compromised. We had house meetings. I bought christmas presants and stockings for all. I asked for help. I bitched about it. I threw people out that didn't live there once a week. Before I moved out I filled an empty Febreze bottle with my piss. And I sprayed it on everything. Beds, clothes... even clothes that stayed sitting in the washer so I could soak them and the piss got dryed right in. I put dog shit on pillow cases and cat shit in leftovers I told my boyfriend not to touch. Once, I soaked the roomies bedclothes and he brought some chick home and pushed her face in the pissy sheets. fuck a toothbrush in a toilet. when your roommates dont brush their teeth you gotta get nasty in your revenge. Anyone else got fucked up roommate stories?
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah This just made my nighht! Im always gonna be super nice to the people i live with now.
I thought both sexual inuendo with that one, and a mental image of you standing at the fridge with a baseball bat swinging it at anyone who went near the kitchen.
Sounds to me like you made your bed with those roommates by tolerating the bullshit and not getting out. Shitting and pissing everywhere isn't revenge. Karma is revenge.
lol I certainly don't still live there. And sure wouldn't have pulled any pranks if I wasn't in the process of moving out. besides, someone pissed in my bottle of scotch. it was war.
That changes things a bit. Now, a part of me doesn't blame you. But still, why handle dog and cat shit, fill a bottle with piss, and spend the TIME doing this? I just figure, let life catch up with them and pray they break down on train tracks somewhere at the wrong moment...or get mauled by a bear that is HIV positive, so not only are they missing limbs afterward, but they are guaranteed to die soon. Hey, it could happen! The only thing I ever did to one of my old roommates is stiff them on the rent (after they did it to me numerous times) and move out while they were at work. I figured that was bad enough, and sure enough, they had to move back home.
you seem more revengeful than her, catch HIV? thats over the top, what she did was not too bad . Your thinking for the long run, she's living in the moment.
I'm pro the pissing. though I can't understand why live with such mooches, really no other available houses?, it must have been something. (and don't say friendships, because you live in a house of "adults" and then go party at the piss palace on the weekends)
