I love it when...

O love it when you think your tired but your really not at asll

 

I love it when my body is exhausted and my brain keeps going. It keeps me up all night.

 

I love it when my wife pulls my shorts down and gives me a blow job with no idea I am getting one. :love:

 

lol, I totally agree, when someone is doing a number 2, I leave the bathroom because I will feel uncomfortable especially when they grunt and moan

 

really?....its the smell that usually gets me out...not the moaning or groaning


I dont mind the smell of my dukes...in fact sometimes I kind of like it...but foreign duke is just gross to inhale

 

I love it when they call me big Pappa!

 

I love online job applications

 

Rest assured - unless you manage to completely alienate yourself from the public at large (good luck with that) - you will run into "normal" people's stupid assumptions for the rest of your life. Again, unless you manage to completely alienate yourself from the general public - you'll find that after college it will likely be worse (maybe even worse than primary or secondary school). My advice, learn to be amused by it, or it will get the better of you.

 

I love it when the lazy cunts in my office, who take ridiculously long and frequent vacations and call in to work for absolutely stupid shit that would get them fired in 99 percent of "normal" workplaces - have the nerve to ask me to do something for them, and I straight up tell them to do it themselves, or explain to them - like the children they are - step, by step - how to do it for themselves. They never get the hint - it's really quite amazing how supernaturally oblivious they are to anything that resembles common courtesy or a passable work ethic.

 

have you ever walked in someone taking a shit and they are grunting? I don't think you have because trust me you will start to feel very uncomfortable and awkward

 

let us hope you never need any help with trigonometry

unless the answer to a question is 'my dads dead' that is.

 

I love it when...


..when its a nice warm summer day and you take a nice slow slightly spongy slimy shit that slides out just perfect with very little effort.

 

oh, christ jesus, youy must repent...

noty you dumass, jesus:devil::afro::bobby:

 

My bosses leave and I have the whole office all to myself for hours and it's cool and quiet. I also love it when I feel really blissful like awesome love happiness just attacked my soul

 

I am gigh and nobody is wtching, or telling me what to do, and i can listen to wahetever music i want.:sunny:

 

I love it when I punch children with the awesome fist of knowledge.

 

lol :2thumbsup:

 

science destroys religion

 

I laugh at it. can't see it getting the best of me any time soon.

 

I love it when I laugh at it and can't see it getting the best of me any time soon.