Drug Tested Today....WTF

So today i was out chillin with a friend and we decided to go and see a movie, an activity i particularly enjoy, and take some MXE beforehand. We dosed around 30mgs, still waiting on my scale, and smoked a bowl or two then headed inside..We were having a very fun time at the movies and then we parted ways.

I arrived home, after living away from your parents, moving back in can be a challenge as i am sure many people know.. ..Anyway, as i came in my dad said he thought i was drunk. I told him that i was not and he was like wellllll then, and he literally whipped out a drug test and told me to piss in it. At that moment i couldnt urinate which caused frustration on my fathers part, anyway, i eventually managed to fill to the correct amount and passed. :afro:

What a hassle this was. I hadnt been drug tested for YEARS and it happened to me at my own home....smh. FUCK THAT. if he brings in another one im not pissing in it.

 

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got owned when they took out the box, but i passed cause i am a saint

 

you passed because they didn't test for synthetic opiates.

 

Lol.... Pretty sure OP passed because that kind of test kit sucks balls. My car came with a few in the glovebox.... I took a piss on em to see what would happen, nothing at all.

Don't miss the part about smoking.

 

It was only one of thecheaper tests. Like 25 bucks i think. Considering i used to do A LOT of dope and coke, and recently i have smoked cannabis and also taken amps, the test may have beeen flawed or i like to think i have a good metabolism!

 

Yeah, those tests just suck dick.

Weed lasts a long time, years even, depending on how much you smoke. Amps, opiates, and coke are all under a week to be clean on though.

Anyway, you SHOULD have failed, especially if you had time to start metabolising that THC and MXE.

Cheap "drug test kids" FTW:2thumbsup: (where there's a buck to be made, there's a chinese factory waiting to make it the fastest, least honest, lowest quality way possible)

 

MXE isn't an opiate

 

Leave a bags filled glue laying around the house... put some paint on your upper lip and fake being retarded .. Get crazy check, move out total win...

 

Since when does weed last years? Weed lasts a while but that right there is not correct.

But I agree he should have definately failed.

 

Heavy smokers can fail many many months after smoking, I've heard tell of people failing after well over a year.

Granted, they're probly fat people. But the way THC stays in your fat, when you get off your lazy ass and walk to the car to go take your test, you fail.

I've run and gotten high months after smoking... I can imagine smoking enough weed, for long enough, that I wouldn't feel safe with a test after a year.

 

after a year?! failed a piss test?! that's hard for me to believe. maybe a hair test or something..

and i'm aware that THC is supposedly stored in fat, but i don't think the amount of THC released even from a very intense run is enough to get you high. i'd chalk that up to runner's high - "endorphins"

but maybe it did happen - i don't wanna discount your personal experience.


i'm really skinny, and smoke multiple times daily. i was able to pass a piss test at the hospital after about a week of no smoking and excessive water drinking. i also used a head shop drink, but since they make you drink a ton of water with it, i think it was a scam, and enough water would have done the same thing.

 

wow you're lucky haha. I remember those days of pop testing... They never caught me though. I'd only trip when they stated acting suspicious. When I turned like 24 I let them know I was tripping in my room or at school at least a few times a month for years! Lmao! They didn't say shit cuz it was Too Damn late lol

 

And I've heard from multiple people that every time they crack their back they have a full blown acid trip. I would LOVE if that was true, never have to buy cid again.

Im not trying to be a dick, I know from friends that have failed after longer than a month, but I just can't belive that it stays in your body for as long as a year. Especially not when every source about piss tests say otherwise.

 

Its possible..

 

I think it's easy to sway.

A lot of people online tell you to exercise right up to the test, which is a no-no, you want about 48 hours (to the best of my understanding) to excrete everything you've worked out, before the test. I think people working out probably had something to do with those sorts of fails.

And how much water you drink greatly (obviously) affects how fast anything is flushed out of your body. If you drink all the time and play it right, a test should be passable quite quickly, unless you smoke stupid amounts. But some people do smoke truly stupid amounts, like ounces+ daily, which could also account for that sort of failure that long after smoking.