Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

Had a hip replacment surgery after a failed attempt at jumping the grand canyon on a diesel powered Segway.

 

Cooks the worst meth cook in the northern panhandle thats about 45 mins from pittsburgh

 

Hates the northern panhandle that's about 45 mins from Pittsburgh because that's where his mom sold him to a clown so he'd have to take part in a shitty sideshow act. During the shitty sideshow act TheBoogeyman sold him bad meth.

 

cutest puppy evah !!!!!

 

Is actually a 45 y/o woman

 

Takes dick deep in her ass

 

youre actually a real one of those half man half women people

 

has a wooden leg that is actually the key to the universe's warp zone.

 

keeps touching my leg and looking at me funny

 

makes their own porn on an etch-a-sketch

 

has a hairlip


but not the regular kind...its actually a set of lips near your hairline

 

has a VHS of ronald reagan and leslie nielsen having sex

 

works for the pentagon... cafeteria, overheard the existance of the sex tape while in the john

 

was banned from his local mosque for stealing bits of beards from muslims and gluing them to his face

 

You were arrested for exposing yourself to a group of obese nuns.

 

Is a pole dancer at their local rest home...

 

Sells medicine stolen from the local rest home to the people she stole it from and they don't even know!!

 

You sold a picture to a famous news organization that you took of Elvis and Bigfoot burying Jimmy Hoffa's body.

 

is not actually from earth but rather a distant planet where all the women look like Janet Reno and all the men are incredably frustrated.

 

Lives under my bed.