Oh CRAP I smoked too much pot

and i have to be to work in 45 minutes. Everyone is gonna know i'm high and I'm gonna fuck so much stuff up. I'm so scared

 

lol what do you do?

 

I hope you are not driving to work. Just think what you could fuck up then.

 

IM a pizza delivery driver..

 

Take a bite out of a pizza and put it back in the box

 

lol as fun as that would be, it would just be more of a headache that it was worth

 

Glad I don't live in East Dayton and want to order a pizza tonight.

 

Tell them you ate an egg salad sandwich and don't feel too well (it must have been bad)-but you came into work anyway.

 

Tell them you just got prescribed new medicine and it's making you feel strange.

 

If you can type and realise that you are not as aware as you should be
> you are not that 'far out' and with a paced approach you'll be OK
BE COOL

 

its not possible to smoke to much pot..

 

really?? dude, you have the greatest stoner job in the world. Everyone I know thats ever been a pizza delivery driver (and i've known many of them, because its the greatest stoner job in the world) drove around smoking during their shift. You totally got this.

 

qft

 

My buddy loved being a pizza delivery guy. on and occasion or two he's stopped and had a smoke with someone who ordered. it's a great stoner job!!!!

 

I've done this once when I worked for Papa John's, my first customers knew I was high and offered me a blunt and a piece of pizza. They became my best customers

 

I agree, but it is possible to smoke too much before work. Especially when you are zoning out and everyone is trying to get your attention and you didn't hear a word they said.

 

what does quantum field theory have to do with anything?

 

I done smoked myself retarded... >proof.. >

 

Is that May or Moe?

duh duh duh

 

True story man, I tell no lies