Kinkiest and most fun

what is your most kinky and fun was to masturbate?

I.E. Using a piece of bread to wrap around your cock

My fav. is wearing a condom and fucking a bagle.


whats yours?

 

(remind me not to eat bagles at ur house)
i fucked a bottle of vasealene once it felt good but its water proof and my dick felt gross for like 3 days

 

hahaha..... *shakes head*

 

Very interesting.

 

using the rough side of a rug or a house slipper--great sensation

 

I've hollwed out a cucumber. Let it get room temapture and fuck it.

 

These posts make me wonder why people buy such expensive sex toys when you can take a trip to the grocery store instead.

 

"My fav. is wearing a condom and fucking a bagle."

LMFAO

 

when I was younger I used to take the inside of toilet paper out and use this to masturbate... didn't do it for years though.
usually I just put underwear and cum inside them to save myself the mess.

 

The things men/guys do! *rolls eyes*

 

i really dont think the males of this forum have used a tenth of the household items that the females of the boards have used to get themselves off.

 

LOL LOL I'm sorry-this thread is really funny shit.

 

I have tried the cucumber thing and its not all cracked up as it lets on. I have had much better with just my hand. REAL toys are the way to go.

 

A jar of chocolate spread.Take the lid off it and replace it with some cling film or a condom stretched tight over the top .Put a hole in it and have fun .What you do with the chocolate spread after is up to you.Try a banana skin over your stiffy then rub its great.

 

Kinky? Mostly these days I just edge myself continually. The orgasm and ejaculation are INTENSE, but for me it's the few seconds afterward that is just inexplicably pleasurable.

I used to pour piss on myself as I masturbated. I wore an old, loose pair of sweatpants and pour all over my pants the dark, stinky piss as I jerked off. It was just a tremendously satisfying feeling to have that hot, foamy piss all over my crotch ... I would cum so hard! The cleanup afterward was the worst. I used to just do it on the rug, but it would accumulate over time. Then I started laying down a large trash bag to keep the piss from getting into the rug and it made things SO MUCH EASIER. lol.

I would let the sweatpants with the piss dry in my clothes dryer, repeating the piss process over and over. The pants accumulated an amazing aroma, so when I didn't have the piss I would just smell the pants—the collective scent of tons of urine—and, boy, was it erotic. I miss those days.

 

Sometimes I pee on myself and then masturbate with all that hot urine running down me.

 

I used to really get off by wearing a very tight thong then using some 2" wide nylon strap make two ankle loops I'd suspend myself upside down from the basement ceiling. I'd hang with my head down just off the floor and swing back and forth, spinning slightly. The zero gravity feeling really got me hot, so I'd do my thing and cum violently. I've abandoned this whole thing lately though, concerned about hurting myself. Now I like to edge for a long time then when I can't stand it anymore let loose. But I've found that if I "push", like a strong stomach crunch, or trying to push the cum out harder, it intensifies the orgasm a lot.

 

We don't all do that crazy shit. It's just as odd to me as it is to you.

 

Funny thread though LOL

 

I know it sounds nasty..but it's the CLOSEST thing to the real deal. Get a pork loin..YES a pork loin, let it get to room temp. cut a hole and have fun. It stretches and feels so real. Just wash really good after...I have done this twice, since they are kinda expensive.