Embarrassing facts about yourself

This thread makes me feel better about myself.

 

And May I Ask, How Are You CERTAIN It's Not A Doctors Car You Have Just Caused A

Couple Of Thousand Dollars Damage To...



Cheers Glen.

 

because they would be towed otherwise during posted hours..

 

I post in the wrong thread A LOT

 

All of my life, I have been obsessed with water.

When I was little, I'd just play in the sink and pour water back and forth into cups.

When I was a teenager, I became a lifeguard to work with the water.

And now, I do dishes, still working with the water...

I guess its my destiny

 

This one's for you then:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI"]Wet Dream - Kip Addotta - YouTube

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

I could have used you yesterday...I had a zit right in the middle of my back in that one spot i couldnt reach

I ended up reaching it though by putting my left elbow against the wall and leaning on it lol

it was kind of good I noticed it..I have a mole back there that I want my doctor to look at next time just to be sure it hasnt changed since my last checkup

 

I like to suck dick and get nut in my grill

 

I don't like using my grill when there's nut on it, makes it taste weird when I grill my artichokes

 

I can teach you

$9/hr

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY9uZWCh4go"]Cali Swag District-Teach Me How To Dougie (Unofficial Video) - YouTube

 

I stepped on those steps even though I knew they weren't bolted down and would probably definitely slide out and almost cause my immediate death.

 

HHurray

 

I have trichotillomania.

also, I jump on teen/ preteen book craze bandwagons

 

Im jerking off right now

 

Thus solving the puzzle, you're male then right?

 

Now don't start that again!

 

Lol!

I know every word to believe, by cher.....

 

I wish I can speak russian or italian

 

i cana speak italiana!

itsa easio!!!