Right now all I want,

Is to be able to lick my eyelid.

My tongue does not reach this far.

It would be awesome if it did.

 

Actually, it would look kind of strange.

 

Lick your elbow instead...that's hard-core, fucka.

 

It would be even more Awesome than self-fellating oneself.

 

i want to lick my ear

 

i just pulled out my back trying to do that... haha.

 

I can't do that either!

Damnit. I can't lick myself anywhere fun.

 

try armpits

 

Armpits are easy.

I want to be able to lick my nose...I can't.

 

I want to go to Canada.

 

I just tried licking my elbow, it's kinda hard...

But I can lick my right nipple for a second or so! Now that takes talent!

 

I can lick a lot more than that.

 

I'm sure I could too... haha I just got my right elbow. I can do that one stretch, where you keep your legs straight, and fold myself into a sandwich, and lick my knees, that takes tons of practice and stretching (to keep your knees and legs 100% straight). I can also suck all my toes.

 

hehe... keep 'em straight.

 

You can lick your nipple?

 

Right now all I want is enough money for a plane ticket to Canada so I can stay for the summer.

 

Licking nips are easy

 

cat nips

 

Not if you're a small-nippled dude. Trust me, it takes talent/practice.

 

...licking cat nips?