lol. I put the characteristics I like in women on Google

And the first site that pops up is an escort site. :smilielol5: If the shoe fits, I`m 'a wear it like a glass slipper.

Here are mine: physically strong, independent, discreet, friendly, bisexual.

Who or what does Google match you up with? :biggrin:

 

Apparently I need a Futurama character or a Capricorn

 

lol!!!

Which characteristics did you put?

 

ambitious, sexy, earthy. the first three i could think of.

 

Apparently I need a black man. No, I didn't say giant cock.

 

I put outdoorsy rugged masculine intelligient artistic and the first thing that popped up was a blog entitled "Murderous Musings: The ancient art of face reading." lol. Somewhere down the page it links to a Playboy article about some Playmate's ideal man. So apearantly those bunnies and I have the same taste in men.

 

I tried "liberal, clever, tomboyish, brunette, small breasts"
I got Kunoichi

 

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I got classes on ballroom dancing haha

i put sarcastic, straightforward, fun, in shape

 

I put shy, small breast , in shape

got natual ways to increase breast size

 

i put "available" and got a list of benefits you can get from the u.s. dept. of housing and urban development.

 

discreet is what made the escorts pop up.. keyword discreet

 

Ok, this is major lulz (not really). I refined my terminology and put: athletic, independent, down-to-earth (which is really what I mean by discreet), friendly, bisexual.

What do I get (3rd place)??

Golden Shower Abu Dhabi Escorts - Water Sports

 

I just had to try this...y'all are so funny.

I put in well-read, ruggedly handsome and +40 yr old man....I got something about the Midsomer murders, a gay porn blog (called the GayDemon - mercy!) and 10 sexiest men. gad

Once again...seems being a hermit and socializing here is my best option. :mickey:

 

Yes you did .... but nice try covering it up.

 

i put in hilarious, honest, straightforward.
i got a dating site, specifically an ad posted by a guy whos looking for those traits in a woman.
and when i google-imaged it, first pic i got was one of Dan Savage, who is a gay man.

the internet is crowded with men looking for something.

 

I got a blog about horses and a MMF fighting website.

I typed in energetic, nice, humble, smart.

 

I typed in homely honest loving quiet girl and then image searched and got a few good looking pics and tons of ugly ones

 

A Christian Virgo apparently. And when I go to image search, it narrows it down to females. Haha

 

One time I was looking for a nice hotel in France and ended up with the Paris Hilton sex tape.

Stay Brown,
Rev J