Name your genitals

Girls have tried to name my penis. "Mr. Happy" "Slick" "Pretty Boy". I tell them, "Hey, that's me! It's not somebody else. It's me, and when it's in you, I am in you. That's me, not some disembodied entity."

Well, not in so many words, of course, but I don't want my penis seen as something separate from me. I expect women think their vagina, filled with cock or not, is very much part of them.

My penis? You can call it "Calthos" if you like. I'd like that. rettyplease:

 

I just thought of a good one "The guy in front of me" the main reason being that it makes other people's stories sound a lot more interesting.

Got the idea from a friend's facebook post, its a lot better if you read it that way:
"Last night I was at wall mart when this short girl in a tank top storms up grabs the guy in front of me, starts pounding on him, then a minute later starts making out with him."

Think of all the stories this could improve, or in your own stories, you could use it to make them sound more innocent: "The guy in front of me has a bump on his head, I think he needs to see a doctor" or (to your SO) "The guy in front of me is really tired and worn out, I don't think he'll be able to get up and go to work today"

 

My dick Skorpio

 

Fat man and the little boys

 

shes calls it mr salty cause of the flavor