Give me anal!

You sir have insulted my character.

I love saying I love making love!

Damn you to hell dear sir!

Back on topic, the OP's boyfriend is the biggest lameass in the universe.

 

I believe that there is a difference between Making Love & Having Sex. Making Love is a sharing of sexual intimacy by a couple who already have a close, loving relationship. Having Sex is simply a sharing the physical sexual stimulation with a partner, regardless of who that partner is - be it a one-night-stand, a prostitute, or whatever.

 

The only difference I see between the two is that women tend to say "making love," while men tend to say "having sex." When men are in the presence of other men, they don't say "we made love." Sounds fucking awkward amongst men, and to me it is a shame for a man to say that.

 

Why is it a threat to your latent homosexuality?

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

What makes you say he is a latent homosexual? I mean really, just because he will only do anal sex doesn't really have anything to do with it, does it?

Not that there is anything wrong with being a homosexual, but it seems to me if a guy is homosexual he should just come right out and do it. Pretending to like anal sex with women instead seems hypocritical to me. Although I guess the shrill screem of a woman getting her ass pounded would be different from the more guttural sound of the man.

 

Cheap dimwit innuendo, that's all.

 

Actually it was more a response to the over macho posturing that Backdoor Man feels the need to engage in in these forums. He seems to be overcompensating either for the fact that he is hiding his homosexuality or his small penis. I went with option A on this one. My apologies to any homosexuals I have offended by comparing them to this knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, moron.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

This all boils down to the primordial macho posturing - much as in the way that a bunch of guys working on a building site will typically whistle & call out at any sexy bit that passes by. In reality no-one could possibly imagine that this kind of behaviour is likely to attract the female - it is purely a primitive form of sexual display intended to impress the other men.

It is said that language is what separates humans from the apes. I sometimes wonder though.

 

My god you actually know a big word congratulations. I bet you are the smartest and handsomest boy in your special ed class.

As for the fact that you have yet to make an intelligent post since you have been on here I'm not going to take offense to your dimwit comment.

But on here you have consistently tried to hook up with any woman who said they liked anal and been shot down more often then not. You even hit on underage posters. You have told other posters to dump or kill their significant others for not getting into anal.

Your shit is weak and cliche. You are so posting as a stupid caricature that I honestly can't tell if you are pulling a Dice Clay and making fun of assholes that honestly think they way you post. Or if you are the kind of asshole that Dice Clay was making fun of.

Either way I'm surprised that you haven't been banned yet for the hookup attempts, the abusive language, the hitting on underage posters etc. I'll probably see you on Dateline in a couple of months as a part of "To Catch a Predator." Unfortunately I haven't seen your picture up here so I can't watch and go, "I know that fucking twat."

So when egomaniacal dickheads like you call me a nitwit I take it with a grain of salt. I have a 138 IQ and judging by the way you write your IQ rates at "Almost dead from forgetting how to breathe."

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Dictionary.com defines "Making Love" as "Sexual activities between two people." "Making Love" and "Having Sex" are exactly the same thing, performed differently by different people. The only difference is that a gentleman will refer to the act as "Making Love" and people who have no self esteem therefore no esteem for others will call it "Having sex".

I think maybe most of the women who frequent the HipForums love and sex forum might like a man who walks up to them and says "Hey bitch, get in my truck. I'm going to fuck the shit outta you." On the other hand, that is a very small percentage of the population, and the vast majority of women prefer their men to act like gentlemen.

 

Ideas to get him interested? I thought most guys loved the idea of anal. So..he should be naturally interested, strange.

 

Old thread.
He's interested now.
Definitely interested.
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