What's a vagina supposed to smell like?

I've always found it to smell (and taste) pretty much like urine, with a very slight fishy overtone.

 

...smells like CHUCK NORRIS ;-)

 

this

 

Smells like heaven.

 

Like if your a male, go work out for half an hour, sit on your ass for another half hour, then exercise for 5 minutes to bring the old sweat back to life. Wipe the under side of your scrotum with two fingers, smell them and imagine if there could be a hint of fish in there some how. Graphic I know, but true.

It REALLY took me some time to over ride the instinctual urge to keep my tongue away from there. Something just told me that when you smell something like that the LAST thing you want to do is put your lounge at the source. I worked it out though....

 

Like chicken of the sea, use your imagination man....

 

I'm going to get a tad scientific for a moment,

Male / Female Pheremones mainly come out the sweat glands; armpits, groin

And male /female for the most part respond differently to each other pheremones.

So It should really be the case that males are either a bit more sensitive to that smell, or dont smell it the same way girls do

Add to that, one self is just too used to it. Like being not sure if your breath smells, you have to ask someone else. So maybe every other girl cant really tell so they never whisper in each others ears and most guys too polite to say anything

Or maybe I'm just trying to add to all their insecurities

 

I have yet to encounter any pussy that ever smelled like fish. Sorry kids I think that's a myth. Granted sometimes I can tell what my fiance has eaten by how her pussy tastes. If she eats onions I can taste it. There have been a couple of times she has eaten gefilte fish that made her pussy taste like it but it still didn't smell like it. Every time I hear somebody talking about fish stink pussy I wonder what the fuck kind of dope they are on.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Just FYI, a fishy smell is an indication of an infection.

 

what kind of vaginas are you guys smelling???
jesus...

 

I used to work with some Amish guys, and they wouldn't bathe for a week or two at a time, and a lot of times it was 90° or more in our cabinet shop. They would come into our clean, air conditioned office and stand right next to me to ask me a question, and I take a shower every morning and use both deodorant and cologne. If your woman's vagina smells like that week old stale sweat with 5 or 10 layers of new sweat on top of it, have her committed to an insane asylum.

 

The thing is, describing a smell is a bit like trying to describe a colour to someone who's been blind from birth.

 

I think the answer to the question is highly dependant on which female the vag is attached to.

 

I'm pretty sure the guys here have been with some funky girls. Jesus Christ, fish, are you fucking serious? That's not normal. Give them a fucking bar of Ivory soap and a round of penicillin. Don't go down there if a shower hasn't been had recently. Good god.

 

It doesn't smell like fish to me, it is a smell all to it's own, a smell that fills your senses with lust and makes you want to spend the rest of your life buried between those 2 sexy lips. :love:

 

the saying "smells like fish tastes like chicken hold your breath and just keep lickin" might be funny, but it's wrong. It only smells like fish if theres an infection, and you deff dont wanna be "lickin" a vagina with an infection...

 

That's pheremones.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

If there's an offensive odor, there's a problem. That's not normal. A healthy, normal vagina while it may have a distinct odor (as does the male scrotum), does not smell bad.

 

a vagina can be smelly and be perfectly healthy. antibiotics might make the smell go away, but the smell is not a health problem, as far as I know

if you have a vagina and are worried that it's not smelling right, I suppose that you can see a doctor, but it's probably just the way it should be

 

I hate for this to be my first post on the forum but hey, if I were to judge the smell of every snatch I've snatched, I'd say it smells like VICTORY.