Dark Sugar is hilarious. And although I'm pretty sure they're a guy, I still think the ambiguous nature of their sex is hilarious given their posts.
SAY! Thats a pretty good likeness of me and you got it dead on about being a queer little monkey. For what it's worth I'm after DarkSugar cause I'm told he has a fuzzy little Monkey butt and likes to do it in the trees, hanging by his knees, swinging in the breeze, eatin up head cheese, always sayin more please...I just love the little rascal.
Fuck the bar you say? Have you seen that post about the guy fuckin his table...just how much difference is there between a bar and a table? Pretty kinky man...I'm good with the tokes but I'm gonna stick to primates or maybe stick it to primates
the furniturephilia is run rampant.. Im about to stick my dick in a vacuum cleaner just so i can "fit in". pun intended