Ways people smuggle pot into prison??

First one and perhaps the most or one of the most disgusting. Stick your joint or joints in a balloon and swallow it, if you know you're gonna get busted thats when to do it, then once you're in jail you take a moment alone with the steel throne, make sure to put some toilet paper over the window, and a few minutes later...... presto chango, instant joints!!!

Absolutly Nasty Advisory Warning!!!
This method really stinks.... litterally...

 

you have stuck a joint up your asshole before?

 

Nope but when I was in jail I knew a cat who did.

 

Did this cat smoke said joint that was covered in shit?

 

him n about 4 other guys. I'd only been in a couple weeks so I wasn't nearly desperate enough.

 

How do you light it?...

 

rub boners together to make friction.
things get pretty gay

 

There's other ways to light joints?

 

remote control helicopter

 

Gaurd watching the block for the night "What the hell is that buzzing sound? I swear sometimes I think they smuggle vibrators in there."

 

a girl i met in the last 5 months who helped me score heroin one day told me about her trip to see her boyfriend in prison earlier that day. she went in with a bag of weed and a lump of hash literally in her mouth and she couldn't even talk properly. she said it got a bit dodgy at one point because she saw a policeman she knew but luckily avoided him.

pretty crazy and can't believe she can pull it off that easy in the prison here. she's not one to bullshit about stuff like this either, she isn't a bragger at all was just telling a story and i believe it.

 

She's lucky when I was in jail we could only see our family or friend through a glass wall and only talk to them on a telephone. No physical interaction allowed.

 

this is an english prison

 

ahh never been to one of them, actually I was lucky in that I didn't even go to prison, my parents managed to make a plea deal that I'd go to Job Corps and get my GED if I pled guilty and that was that. I had just turned 18 when I went to jail for theft.

 

Im still waiting for a light..

 

If I ever went to prison, I would run that place in one month flat. everyone else would be smugglin joints and matches and smartphones in for me.

 

paper matches, crumbled weed and papers all go into the same balloon to swallow if going to jail.

as for those going on about how gross it is, if you've ever smoked jamaican hash, chances are it was swallowed and shit out. (unless you're in jamaica of course... lol)

 

:smoking: there ya go man hope it tastes better than it smells:2thumbsup:

 

your matches may or may not survive with your weed.. depending how you tied it together. put bare matches in with slightly damp weed., Body core temperature is 98degrees, its going to pick up moisture to. Matches ruined. you still only have a few matches.. Unless you [packed a good amount] how long are your matches going to last if you have plenty to smoke?

And why would anyone need to swallow anything, when your not 100% sure when your going to shit, or be around someone you can handle feces with/.... Damn cuz you nasty!!! ;p
chemical drugs like cocaine heroin are smaller, and swallowing thought more dangerous, is alot easier....


If you knew you was going to mule drugs like this in, having time to put the contraband directly into your rectum, it much easier and cleaner if you took the time to do so... And a mini bic would be the suitable choice for smuggling, rectally.

But Damn broski the striker got ruined already, wore out , out of gas, now what??



You still need a light.... Where you gonna get one, and or make a durable lighter in jail?..