Shockingly unhip confessions

ahhhhiiii i i wanna go o o all the waa a ay something something..

i try to sing along to britneys catchy new song.

 

agh! bigs, Asian ladies farts only stink down wind.

 

I really, and I mean really, like samurai movies.

Also, I played AD&D fanatically in my adolescence and I still can't bear to part with all of my AD&D manuals and books.

 

I thought that in 1997 when they stopped putting CFC in beconase nasal spray cannisters. The wet spray ones they brought out to replace them didn't work so well for my hay fever. I thought a small amount of CFC was a small price for the environment to pay so I could alleviate the allergic symptoms I suffered every year that IT was responsible for!

Of course I hadn't even heard of bee pollen at that time, which is also a small unhip confession I suppose.

Not my fault the NHS in this country is so bad though.

 

I go on spurts where I chronically hate people...all people...no matter who they are...

The most unhip thing about me is that I don't put up with any shit, no matter what it is...screw spreading love when someone's being a douche bag. And I am a firm believer that miserable people are miserable because of themselves...not anyone else...and I rarely ever pity anyone

 

I one day hope to buy a dishwasher.
We are regular people with regular jobs and studies and all the rest of it and we've never lived in a vehicle.
I was happy today because I bought a new vacuum cleaner.
I think the Grateful Dead suck
We're vegetarian but I'm an ex vegan who now doesn't even care if there's gelatin in my sweets.
I'm very much concerned about environmental issues and try to be conscientious, but I'm not very practical at all and our plants always die.
I believe in logic and reason and I honestly cringe when I go into those shops that sell all the nick nacks like fairy statues and crystals and whatever. I think hippies can be just as materialistic and hypocritical as the next person, as well as irrational.
lithium is shockingly middle class.

 

I am on one of those kicks right now. Just the other day I compared the entire human race to mosquitos, always sucking the life out of everyone and everything. I fucking hate people. How does anyone expect peace and love when people continue to be such total douche bags?

There. That didn't sound hippie at all.

 

I really really hate Tofu.....and any kind of soy product

 

I don't like Tofu.
I like Eminem.
I go on spurts where I'm completely apathetic about everything.

 

Well, I just youtubed the Grateful Dead and this is what I think of them. They're alright.

I like the style of music they play, but I prefer Lynyrd Skynyrd.

 

It's rare that I can find good weed. It's pretty easy for me to get crappy brick weed, but for some reason, in my circles, not many who live close by have realized that good weed is worth the money.

I can always visit someone in NYC and get the best weed for 20/g, but I just don't have a connection close by that consistently has the good stuff.

It's kind of sad....I just end up not smoking because brick weed just sucks in so many ways. I know there's weed close by....I live near a few Universities and near a small city....but I just don't know who has it.

I really just need to get out more and meet some new people I guess....but as I get older I'm more reluctant to choose my friends and adjust my social habits in order to find weed.

 

This is just a silly thought from an old hippie who has never broken any laws but...Ya might wanna grow yer own!

 

OH




Hotwater

 

iam flawless

 

All sounds cool, except some grateful dead is great, some isn't, like most music.

Living in a vehicle sounds fun, you should try it some time. I've been contemplating outfitting my sport hatchback with a tent style popup thing, and a platform to elongate the trunk when I fold up the front seat, so I can go camping in my sports car :2thumbsup:

Don't we all hate fairy statues and crystals?

Most of this thread is in the same general vein as finger: disappointingly un-shocking.

 

Didn't you live in a van this summer for a few months?

 

I really fucking wanna try nutmeg.

 

I've grown to hate Lynyrd Skynyrd. Growing up, every redneck within a 30 mile radius with a beer gut and a Budweiser in hand could be heard blasting Lynyrd Skynyrd late Friday nights.

However, for some reason I fucking love it when people from other countries love Lynyrd Skynyrd. Its awesome that rednecks don't comprise their entire fanbase.

oh there's another thing that doesn't make me a hippie. I grew up around rednecks and I like to fish and I like the idea of hunting although I can't do it myself and I like mudding in four wheel drive vehicles.

 

It was a semi-psychotic Scottish redneck builder who got me into them. Used to play their albums in the car on the way to work, whilst tugging on the end of a fat rollie while I sat in the back having an asthma attack. I daren't have complained, it was bad enough that I didn't know who Lynyrd Skynyrd was. Apparently that made me gay.

I too hate fucking rednecks. They're cunts.

But I love early Skynyrd, especially the second album whatever it's called.

 

I care about animals. In fact, I don't view humans and other animals as fundamentally or morally different. We're all animals: sentient beings that can feel pain and have inner conscious experiences. If there's any real inherent dignity to life at all (there isn't, but it's beneficial for us as humans to pretend there is), it extends to animals just as it does to humans. Nevertheless, nature can be a bitch. It's natural for life to feed on life, so I don't have any ethical objections to eating meat.