How do i greet my best friend's girlfriend?

I haven't really known her for a while, maybe 1 month. But lately we started talking alot and discuss kinky things when her boyfriend (my best friend) was beeing a dick to her. The next time we all see eachother, shloud I hug her (to piss him off, haha) or just say hello?

 

you're not a good friend.

 

Whatever you do, do it naked.

 

Grab her tits, squeeze them twice and say HONK HONK

 

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Greet her with pelvic thrusts.

 

Push her against the wall and give her the kind of kiss that leaves a girl wondering where her panties went.

 

anus.

that is all.

 

Slap a saddle on her and jump ontop.

 

toss her salad

 

Only if her boyfriend is watching.

 

Smell her crotch!!!

 

I agree with IMB, if they're your best friend and you're flirting with his gf you're a shit friend.

 

I think your "best friend" would be better off without your and his girlfriend in his life. You suck.

 

Yeah, if you're going and having nasty conversations with her while she's mad at your BEST FRIEND who she's with, then you are an awful friend...

 

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Cheers Glen.

 

Just say hello....

 

if you didnt bang her when your friend was being a dick then its you that is now a dick....or is that dickless

 

This seems to work well for dogs. Just saying.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

That is what I was getting at.

 

You know the Philosophy of the dog. If you can't eat it or fuck it then piss on it.

Stay Brown,
Rev J