Girl Phones Mom: The Bear is Eating Me!

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  1. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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  2. OptimisticFutureBlues

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    This is horrific.

    My question is..why the sickened smiley face next to the thread title? lol
     
  3. RooRshack

    RooRshack On Sabbatical

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    I was expecting something PCP related....

    That's a rather painful story to read.
     
  4. FishPharts

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    Dont fuck with the bears is all i can say.
     
  5. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    top of the food chain= grizzlies,polar bears and sharks
     
  6. broony

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    And people say i'm crazy for carrying a shotgun when i walk in the woods.
     
  7. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    That was actually a pretty disturbing story. I could barely finish reading it.
     
  8. Aerianne

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    I won't read it. Thanks for the warning. It was bad enough to listen to my daughter get beat up because she was talking to me when it happened.
     
  9. Mothman

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    yep, same here, even when I'm just going fishing. I am only in south carolina but I have seen some shit in these woods and even dead on the roadside. I'd rather be mocked for bringin a gun than killed and eaten cuz I left it at home.
     
  10. Death

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    thats fucking crazy
     
  11. Duck

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    That's crazy.

    I don't like that the article doesn't tell you when/how the police were contacted. Or the distance of the station from the attack site.

    Leaves a lot of questions..
     
  12. Psyowa-Girl

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    My question is did she ever think to call 911 rather than her Mom?
     
  13. Vanilla Gorilla

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    I have to admit, read this in the paper today, and first thought, wow, never underestimate a chics ability to talk.

    Mean I know, as its sad and rather gruesome, story made me a bit sick really.

    But seriously, a bears chomping on your leg, who decides, "Hey, this would be a good time to ring mum, and maybe I'll update my facebook status at the same time"

    Although she would have been in shock, so....
     
  14. Mothman

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    I guess she knew she was gonna die and wanted to hear someones familiar voice instead of just laying there like bear chow. It does seem incredible that she was able but not so much that she chose to do so.
     
  15. skip

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    Facebook status: Currently being eaten.

    She shoulda been videoing the whole encounter and uploading it to YouTube. That would've been #1 on YouTube and earned her enough money to pay for her funeral.
     
  16. yellowcab

    yellowcab Fresh baked

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    Wow, thats horrible, the mom must be a wreck . Cant believe she had the presents of mind to call her mom either:eek:
     
  17. The Imaginary Being

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    i actually had to stop reading that... too rich for my blood.
     
  18. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    All the comments on the story seem to not believe it. It's still horrific to think of, and a good time to point out the best defense for dealing with a bear is punching it in the nose and running. Hopefully in the time it takes it to react and recover from the pain, you can at least get far enough away to get help.
     
  19. The Imaginary Being

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  20. skip

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    You don't want to get that close (to punch it in the nose). You punch a shark, not a bear. You also don't want to RUN! Bears love a good chase, as it increases their appetite, for you!

    You should inform yourself how to react to a bear encounter, and not post rubbish, Ramona.
     

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