Could alcohol and caffene drain THC out of your body faster?

I got to do a piss test for an insurance fix and I want to make absolutely sure I have no more traces left in me. The reason I ask this question is because alcohol dehydrates your system faster, causing you to piss more often, can it also help flush all the THC from your fatty tissue faster?

 

r u a daily user? and if so how long have you been using? and alcohol dehydrating you will in the end will cause you to urinate less so id be drinking water or gaterade (I don't know if the cranberry juice thing is just an old wives' tale or not), but as far as the fatty tissue, that's why how long and how much you use is important, and directics maybe too because THC is also stored in the lower intestines.

 

OR you could have Principal Blackman from the old TV Series Strangers With Candy hiding in the bathroom waiting so he can take your piss test for you. (but as no one is familiar with that show it seems, no one will probably get that reference)

 

if the test isnt tomorrow then
get a bunch of cranberry juice
And a bunch of water
soon as you get home start drinking it
then when you go to bed
soon as you wake up the next day continue to do this you must make sure to
drink One Full glass of crandberry juice and a Full glass of water
continue doing this every hour through out the entire day
it should flush your system out.

P.S.
Always keep a few at home drug tests or test strips, so you can have an idea of how your results will be on the big day

hope it helps. and good luck!

 

The general strategy for passing urine tests is to increase your fluid intake and urine flow so as to dilute the concentration of drugs in the sample below the threshold of detection. An hour or two before the test, you should fill your bladder with a quart or two of water. Water is fine - contrary to popular rumor, there is NO evidence that goldenseal, vinegar, niacin, or vitamin C help. Many people wash themselves out for several days in advance by drinking a lot and exercising, but there is no reason to think this is useful. In no case should you give your first urine of the morning, since drug metabolites tend to build up during your sleep.
While you're loading up on water before the test, you may also want to take a large dose (50-100 milligrams) of vitamin B-2, available in B-complex multivitamins. The purpose of this is to color your urine yellow, since otherwise you are likely to produce clear, watery urine, which makes some collectors suspicious.

You can boost your fluid output by taking diuretics, which stimulate urination. Weak diuretics include coffee, cranberry juice, certain health food products and over-the-counter pills for pre-menstrual water retention.