Is oral better than normal sex?

OR, KlokEule is the patron saint or deity of blowjobs, or in some other way a living manifestation of them.

 

I enjoy all types of sex, but I have to agree with you bro, anal sex is my favorite. And yes that butt is very tight not to mention it brings my lady to orgasm a lot faster than vaginal.

In all honesty we do anal a little more than we do vaginal, it didn't use to be that way but my lady likes the more intense orgasms.

 

Up to now I was thinking oral is way better. But I realised that ıt' about your partner. I like hardcore sex so if my partner doe not into it, I don't enjoy the intercourse so bj is better. But if she enjoys hardcore, intercourse is way better than oral

 

I certainly wouldn't say it was better than penetrative sex, but pretty much essential as part of foreplay for the best all over package.

 

Make no mistake, guys. Anal is the way to go. No anal means no gifts, no jewelry, no weekend getaways, no vacations to Paris, and certainly no marriage proposal.

 

Honestly, oral can really be the best, if it's done right. Nothing makes me shudder like a real skillful licking of my clit.

 

i think you should trademark yourself at some point.

 

WOW!!! You can afford to take women on vacations to Paris just for taking it in the ass!!!!!

I have a question for you.

What the fuck are you doing trolling for "Anal Whores" on this site when you can hire them in real life?

It must be nice living in your head.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Texas?

 

Dude, I look for and find anal whores everywhere, online as well as offline, and I find most of the anal whores at the bar. Indeed I have traveled far with anal whores who have put out. However, I speak the truth when I say no anal means no goods.

Let's cut the romance crap and quit wasting time.

Why do you buy a girl flowers? So you can eventually get into her butt.
Why do you buy her gifts for her birthday? Because you love her? No, so you can get into her butt.
What about the romantic vacation to Paris? Do you honestly believe in going there just to see the Eifel Tower and nothing more? Don't kid us, dude, we're not fucking stupid.
Why shell out thousands of dollars for a diamond ring? Chances are that you already got into her butt, and the ring is a token of how much you appreciate sodomizing her.
And a house and a car? Only idiots would make purchases that large and get no anal. Really, would you buy a chick a new Lexus if she will absolutely never do anal?

 

First off I'm surprised that you haven't been banned from here yet. Given the abusive and confrontational manner of most of your posts. Since I am a believer in free speech and have the ability for intelligent discussion and debate I'll take the bait here. Although I feel it's a little like trying to kick water uphill.

If you approach finding women who will do anal offline the same way you do online I'd hate to see your medical bills. Just walking up to women and asking if they are "Anal Whores" doesn't seem like it would be particularly effective. It seems downright dangerous. You have alot of safety in the relative anonymity of the net. As if the women you are asking this question to don't have boyfriends that can and will knock your teeth out if you put that question to them. I don't care how big and bad you are or think you are there is always someone bigger and badder. Even a bystander in alot of situations would step in if they heard you talking to someone like that.

I am in a 5 year committed relationship. Our sex life is almost exclusively Oral and Anal Sex. That just happens to be the way we both like it and I'm not complaining. But she has also supported me when I had almost nothing so if she decided to cut out Anal the relationship wouldn't be over. She is very much my best friend and we have our ups and downs but for the most part it is pretty good.

I buy my fiance gifts because I love her. She would let me fuck her in the ass if I bought her gifts or not. It's a nice arrangement. As a matter of fact for the longest time she has bought me stuff. Not just to get me in the sack either. I have yet to actually buy any woman gifts just to get into their ass.

I work 7 days a week for very little pay so I don't have the time or money to take anyone on a romantic trip to Paris. Even if I did it wouldn't be just so they would have anal with me. Yes I would do it because I love them and need a change of scenery and want someone close to me to be there.

My fiance does have a Diamond ring that came from my mother. It is a family heirloom that means much more than if I bought it just so she would let me stick it in her ass. And even if she didn't she would still have the ring.

We rent an apartment so buying a house is out of the question. And like I said I am in a stable committed relationship so if anal was taken off the table I wouldn't take it off the table.

Since we are in a situation where driving and parking aren't really a viable option and on top of that I can't afford and wouldn't want a Lexus if I could afford one anyway. Foreign luxury cars are generally high maintenance are hard to find parts for and have expensive upkeep.

That said anyone who would shell out money for expensive gifts just for one sex act is a fool. With your attitude the patience for all of these expensive gifts gets shorter and shorter. And under the law if there are reports of abuse (the language and attitude that you exhibit are abusive) all prenups become null and void. So the lengths that you say you are willing to go to just to have anal sex (the car, the house, the trips, the ring, the gifts) can very easily cost you everything that you have. So who is the fool here?

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Oral is normal sex, or at least I always include it as such.