Best posisition for losing virginity?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by KlokEule, Aug 3, 2011.

  1. KlokEule

    KlokEule Member

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    Well ive had sex before and like most virgins, i never knew how hard it would be to get it in there since the kat pipe is at an angle and not straight. So im wondering the best posisition for taking a girls virginity, i want her to be confortable and not have any pain and i want it to go as smooth as possible so any tips on getting a good posisition?
     
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    The Goalie ..... :leaving:

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  3. Mr.Writer

    Mr.Writer Senior Member

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    Can't beat missionary
     
  4. KlokEule

    KlokEule Member

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    actually im not trying to brag but i have a bit bigger than average penis and the only time i did missionary it wouldnt stay in, and is the goalie when she lays down and has her legs around your hips?
     
  5. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    did anyone else google "kat pipe" and still draw a blank? :D
     
  6. KlokEule

    KlokEule Member

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    lol! ^.^ glad you like it!
     
  7. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    cant say if I like it or not...no good images coming up even with safe search off

    just bike exhausts
     
  8. KlokEule

    KlokEule Member

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    lmao...well i think its cute :D and when i say it everyone knows what i mean!
     
  9. mustlivelife

    mustlivelife Knows nothing!

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    On a bed.

    Think very hard about the word goalie, please. And look again at the accompanying picture...

    How would your penis not stay in in the missionary position if it is bigger than normal? That would make it less likely to fall out. Unless you think that missionary is laying face up on top of a face up girl.
     
  10. KlokEule

    KlokEule Member

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    ... isnt missionary when the girl is laying down face up and the guy is on top of her facing her?
     
  11. Invisible Soul

    Invisible Soul Burning Angel

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    *takes notes just in case* :p
     
  12. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    this is all i had to say in this thread.
     
  13. jimmyjoe1

    jimmyjoe1 toker Lifetime Supporter

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    doggy.:leaving:
     
  14. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    Mind the facial expression, LOL :2thumbsup:
     
  15. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    its gunna hurt no matter what.

    I suggest you just toss it in there any old way and pump the shit outta her
     
  16. Crayola

    Crayola =)

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    exactly what i thought
     
  17. mustlivelife

    mustlivelife Knows nothing!

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    Did you know... The missionary position is so called because when Christian missionaries went over to the African continent, the locals had no prophylactics so would perform anal sex for pleasure, so that there was no risk of unwanted pregnancy. The prudish missionaries were aghast at this ungodly method of love-making, so told the locals "NO! This is how you should make love, face to face, like humans!" Thus the name "missionary position" was born.
     
  18. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    if she is impressionable enough to take any advice you give her from people on the internet

    you may as well describe your favourite porno scene

    the reverse cow girl followed by sex up against the wall (it helps open up the intervaginitical muscles :confused:) - not before the final cumshot with her on her knees (you know, because the only condom factory in the world has been blown up and it is the only means of protective sex).

    biceps flexing is also good for penial blood flow and not in any way awesome... :cool:
     
  19. ladylala

    ladylala Member

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    Doggy worked for me.
     
  20. SynthiaR

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    I co-sign the recommendation for missionary. If you're falling out, just put a pillow under her butt to lift her toward you a little. That's great for virgins.
     
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