Random Facts XXXIV

Judging by the video clips, news reels, new musical artists and old musical artists trying to keep up, I am OFFICIALLY glad I missed the 80s. The 80's looked fucking terrifying.

 

Was Delighted Today To Be Reassured, Even As I Reach Middle Age, I Am Still Flexible Enough

To Be Able To Put My Foot In My Mouth....

I Was At The Head Of The Line In My Bank When This 30ish Woman, Dressed In Black

Which I Had Already Observed As Needing A Bit Of A "Tidy Up" Walked Up To Me And

Asked Me What Service I Required, I Just Looked At Her And Said, I Didn't Know

We Had Meeters And Greeters In Australia....

She Stared At Me.......Paused......Then Responded In A Very Cool Voice....

....I AM THE BANK MANAGER....

Two Of The Tellers Overheard The Exchange And When I Was Finally Served They

Could Barely Contain Their Laughter.

Ahhhhh, Feels So Good To Know I Haven't Lost My Skillzzz...:2thumbsup:



Cheers Glen.

 

Going to be another hot and humid day...

Going for my morning ride before it gets to hot, but I'm waiting for the washing to be done so I can hang it out...

 

Today is a day of whisky.

 

For The Whole Day, Or Only After Five....?



Cheers Glen.

 

The first sip of whisky was at 11am

 

wow its nice out right now...the weather says 23 but going to 33 in the next few hours and way less humid :sunny:

 

Puggy, you are a very bad man. I'm proud to know you. :2thumbsup:

Don't be so hard on yourself - I'll bet you're better endowed than that. :sultan:

Dead people can be SO annoying. :frown:

You can't generalize from these examples - the two you got are "special."

Sounds like prophecy to me. Let's see if it cums true.

I feel very proud to be among such out-of-the-box people.

EXCELLENT decision!


rf: I'm desperately looking for a way to increase or supplement my income before I fall off the edge of civilization.

 

I'm tipsy and bloody annoyed.

 

i visited one of those mega walmarts today and holy crap thats a one for all type store lol...I like the way you can buy clothes ..motor oil and supper groceries all at the same place

 

i was in good mood then read some threads in my user cp and I think im going to get off the computer for a while and get back to doing something worth doing

 

ITs summer time,, and you know what that means.. beach bums..

 

yum..that was worth coming back for

 

Nice Orison, reminds me its time to think about something for din din...:sunny:

 

Nice little booty

 

It was beautiful out, we made a little fire, then it rained lousy English weather.

 

Your lucky your gettin rain , i wish it would rain here

 

Philly your rain should be there in about 4hrs.. Though scattered TS along with severe rain and flooding is possible..

 

If you jack off with shampoo it burns when you pee later.

 

I have a huge crush on rihanna