Your pick up line is?...

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  1. mustlivelife

    mustlivelife Knows nothing!

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    If I wrote your biography, you would climax when you met me.
     
    mustlivelife, Jul 20, 2011
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  3. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    If someone were to write your biography, I would be the romantic interest. ;)
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Jul 20, 2011
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  5. vauba

    vauba Member

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    I bet you ten dollars I can fuck you up the ass without ever touching your lips.
     
    vauba, Jul 20, 2011
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  7. darkhorse1

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    "Hi" + devlish grin :p
     
    darkhorse1, Jul 20, 2011
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  9. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    I gota hammer, let's go hit the road....[​IMG]
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Jul 21, 2011
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  11. mustlivelife

    mustlivelife Knows nothing!

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    Get in the fahkin car, you slaaaaaag.
     
    mustlivelife, Jul 21, 2011
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  13. Honeybee69

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    I cant taste my lips.Could you do it for me?... ;)
     
    Honeybee69, Jul 21, 2011
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  15. zengizmo

    zengizmo Ignorant Slut HipForums Supporter

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    Would you marry me?
     
    zengizmo, Jul 21, 2011
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  17. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Let me be your teddy bear. [​IMG]
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Jul 21, 2011
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  19. Honeybee69

    Honeybee69 Member

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    Hm do u like sleeping? So do i, lets do it together sometime.. ;)
     
    Honeybee69, Jul 21, 2011
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    damn baby .. someone goona call in a bomb threat, cause you the bomb.. :D
     
    deleted, Jul 21, 2011
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  23. def zeppelin

    def zeppelin All connected

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    Should I bring a pillow or will you provide one for me? ;)
     
    def zeppelin, Jul 21, 2011
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  25. broony

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    Are you a flower? Because i'm a bee and would love to get with you and have some of your pollen.
     
    broony, Jul 21, 2011
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    [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_zPmwvQFaM
     
    deleted, Jul 21, 2011
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  29. Honeybee69

    Honeybee69 Member

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    Hi.Can I domesticate you?

    ;)
     
    Honeybee69, Jul 21, 2011
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  31. _Bob_

    _Bob_ Una Tana Bibi

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    Baby, you know you can-it wouldn't be hard to do :love:
     
    _Bob_, Jul 22, 2011
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  33. dollyfizz

    dollyfizz Senior Member

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    I've got somewhere you can put that... :p
     
    dollyfizz, Jul 22, 2011
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  35. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Should't we be neekid about now?....;-D
     
    farmout, Jul 22, 2011
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  37. luckypunk

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    Wow, your like a forest fire

    smoking hot!
     
    luckypunk, Jul 22, 2011
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  39. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm a napalm bomb for you babe....[​IMG]
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Jul 22, 2011
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