Idea #1 - "Poo pods". Metal cubes that attach to your rectum somehow and it eats the poo and fires it off into space in a metal cube. #2 - (probably should have been the poo pods) "Air pods" - Egg-shaped pods with Tempur matresses inside for people with blocked noses to sleep in in an upright position. Each pod will have the following: Menthol release function Strepsil dispenser Tissue holder and bin flap Poo cube Antibacterial handwash dispenser Button for music Button to turn off music Low lighting Snooze-friendly atmosphere (Note pod range could be broadened e.g marital pods for couples with matching ailments, Baby pods etc) #3 Maybe develop a bicycle with skis that gets shot into space #4 Japanese hotels embedded in the walls of tube stations #5 Stair shoes. One very large platform heel to aid walking down stairs. What lithium failed to realise is that this would actually not help with walking down stairs at all. Still, it has potential. #6 Get a hamster called Bap As you can see, we currently have some awesome ideas that will probably be developed and copyrighted in the near future. I'm excited.
Put a fan behind your monitor and turn it onto full blast, load up Google Maps and set it to the furthest zoom setting, then sit in front of your monitor wearing a pair of swimming goggles and slowly zomming in. This is a cheap, safe and easy way to experience the adrenaline rush of a parachute jump.
Not at all. Who wouldn't want an in-built radio on their wheelbarrow? And by the clock that tells the time twice a day, I don't mean a stopped clock. I mean one taht you can set to tell you the time twice a day, to remind you it is time to perform daily menial tasks such as feeding the cat or putting the garbage out. By programming the clock to tell you when it is these two times, it thus saves you energy and time by constantly checking what the time is!
I like an auto-machine to book a festival / concert / event I want to see directly without having to go through 08..stupid that keeps me hanging on the telephone and spending money - unnecessarily to find out I have been unsuccessful - not bitter then
Here's an idea. Let's start a petition to get spitting image back on the telly. It'd be right funny. Also, we should try to crash the banks by all withdrawing all our money on the same day. Not just us on hip forums but everyone in Britain. On top of that, we should try to get zippy off rainbow elected into parliament. Just for laughs.
Genetically engineered mosquitoes, that suck your blood but also inject you with ''beneficial'' things. I'm thinking batches of mosquitoes could be engineered to inject different substances. So each time you get bitten, its a lottery as to what happens. You might start having a strong acid trip, your nipples might start to glow in the dark.....or it might just be some useful vitamins and minerals. It would also eliminate whatever causes the bites to itch. Its a Win-Win situation!
i just wish they'd hurry up and invent teleportation... i do have ideas but they are usually bad ones, so i'll leave it to the experts... you know it makes sense...
