"Pete and Repeat were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off, who was left?"

hahhahha



Ok ok ok some variety,



"Pete, the father of my cousin Larry, and Repeat, his brother aged 29, who both grew up in a small town in fratricideville, were sitting on a fence. Pete "fell off", but we all know that Repeat was insanely jealous of Pete for catching his wife and Pete in a lover's embrace, though no evidence of fould play could be uncovered, who was left?"

 

Yoh got be a short hair, lame brain, jerkoff kid
2 post shit like diss. Next time, Please go ask your dad if
you can jerkoff on dis sit.

 

Aw see, I thought we were just having some fun. And really, not to be rude, but I am a long haired, college educated, jerkoff twenty-something. My dad probably really doesnt care what internet sites I visit either, but Ill be sure to ask him next time I want to post a funny repeating joke on a website frequented by happy(mostly) hippys.


I mean come on, the town they lived in was called fratricideville, isnt that at least a little bit funny?

 

haha good effort sporto

 

I aim to please,

 

hahah i think you could actually drive someone insane with this thread

 

It looks like its starting to work, haha

but i think I am going to keep it going, It cant hurt anyone, and it gives me something to check on, its not like anyone looks at the other threads I have so.
your the only one who cares about me shroom hahahhahha.

 

hahaha, you poor thing

yeah, someone will go into the nuthouse for one of your threads hahah, meh, it could happen..

 

Let's hope its me, I hear they make good pudding in those places.

 

hahaha I bet they do...

 

"Pete, a elderly gynocologist, and Repeat, his brother aged 15, who both grew up in a small town in fratricideville, were sitting on a giant lollipop made out of cornmeal. Pete "fell off", but we all know that Repeat was insanely jealous of Pete for winning a prize at the local fair for the largest pumpkin, though no evidence of foul play could be uncovered, who was left?"

 

hahah there ya go, glad to see you kicked it up a knotch there buddy
Repeat.................................

 

"Pete, the village idiot, and Repeat, his brother of an unknown age (all records were lost in the great fire of 23'), who both grew up in a small town in fratricideville, were sitting on a large mushroom smoking opium with a caterpillar. Pete "fell off", but we all know that Repeat was insanely jealous of Pete for being circumsized, though no evidence of foul play could be uncovered, who was left?"

 

hahaha you should write children's books..

 

I'd be run out of town on a rail. hah

 

haha what? youd be an idol to kids..

 

Let me guess? Your mother?

 

That was a poor guess.

 

Karl Marx was left.I also think Nathan and Soul52 might fit the catagory.

 

Once again the answer issssssss.........not Karl Marx.