Woke up with a huge boner

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  1. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    No time to rub one off before work. Similar stories? Solutions?
     
    Cherea, Jul 7, 2011
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  3. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    My Advice Is Keep Rubbing Even If You Are Late For Work, Eventually The Solution To The Problem Will Hit You

    Fair And Square In The Face...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Jul 7, 2011
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  5. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    pee?
     
    rollingalong, Jul 7, 2011
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  7. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    Surreptitiously wank one off under your desk
     
    lithium, Jul 7, 2011
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  9. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    ^that would be a sex crime
     
    rollingalong, Jul 7, 2011
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  11. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I'll rub one out on your behalf.
     
    lunarverse, Jul 7, 2011
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  13. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    my morning boners always go away on their own pretty soon after i get out of bed.
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Jul 7, 2011
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  15. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    That would add to the thrill
     
    lithium, Jul 7, 2011
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  17. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    become a wizard and learn to stop time.
     
    The Imaginary Being, Jul 7, 2011
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  19. desireu2

    desireu2 Member

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    many a time therefore I set up a masturdate date ASAP
     
    desireu2, Jul 7, 2011
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  21. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    hate when I get a morning boner...always gets in the damn way
     
    lovelyxmalia, Jul 7, 2011
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  23. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    happens to me every day but im self employed so its easy to make time when i want to
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 7, 2011
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  25. desert-rat

    desert-rat Senior Member

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    Its called morning wood . It is a common bilefe that we all astral project at night ,but dont remember . Some think when we wake up with a hard on we are having astral sex. desert rat
     
    desert-rat, Jul 7, 2011
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  27. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Go lie down in the backyard and make like a sun dial, then you might find your watch is running 3 minutes fast and you have time before work
     
    Vanilla Gorilla, Jul 7, 2011
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  29. MayQueen~420~

    MayQueen~420~ ♫♪♫♪

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    Do it on the way to work :)
     
    MayQueen~420~, Jul 7, 2011
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  31. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    its really tempting to add "in my face" to the thread title but Im managing to hold back
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 7, 2011
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  33. _Bob_

    _Bob_ Una Tana Bibi

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    :D:drummer: :party::willy_nilly:
     
    _Bob_, Jul 7, 2011
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  35. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    II like to incorporate it into my morning routine. Like while im brushing my teeth making breakfast picking out an outfit
     
    dark suger, Jul 7, 2011
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  37. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    Pics every one pics or it didn't happen
     
    dark suger, Jul 7, 2011
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  39. stacy lulu

    stacy lulu yeeeaah buddy

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    call up jenna jameson
     
    stacy lulu, Jul 7, 2011
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