Masturbating outside!

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by TheBigC, May 20, 2011.

  1. TheBigC

    TheBigC Member

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    A couple of days ago I just busted a nut in the public field near my house.
    Luckily not many people were there to see but it took me a couple of times as a annoying dog kept running past.

    I have done it everywhere in my little village and it is the best :D

    Have a go in public, it's awesome.

    And I guess kind of a fantasy too :2thumbsup:
     
  2. Flesh Mound

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    Since you were in complete privacy, you could have tried fucking the dog. Noone would have known
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    Jesus would know
     
  4. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Google Street View (aka c.i.a.) knows. You're on candid camera!

    I wonder how many ppl google has caught in a sex act...

    I mean they do want to record EVERYTHING, don't they?
     
  5. nldn

    nldn Senior Member

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    Outdoors is wonderful if completely private.
     
  6. PineMan

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    I remember the time when a girlfriend & I went to get some sex in a a nearby field under the moonlight shade of some trees so as to get some privacy from the kids. The sex was fine, but we both ended up with loads of bug bites.
     
  7. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    Ahahahahahahahahahaha
     
  8. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    I love fucking outside but guys im into are terrified of getting caught oh silly straight boys
     
  9. desireu2

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    One of the principle reasons I bought my condo was it is on the top floor and has a full secluded deck overlooking the Chicago Skyline ... Able to enjoy sun and masturbation fun up there anytime of day stark naked ... The evening with low lights on the rails seeing the skyline at night, stars above and sounds of the world around me just makes me horny as hell
     
  10. 75grams

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    Ive wanked a few times in the great out doors and it was great.Been seen a few times and i dont care, adds to the load when it sprays out of my throbbing manhood.
     
  11. The_Phantom

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    Of course, you've all heard about the guy whose doctor told him it's actually healthy to masturbate, haven't you?

    So, on the way home, he pulls over on the shoulder, slides under his pickup, closes his eyes and begins.....
    A voice asks him what he's doing, and he answers.... "I'm checking my driveshaft."
    The voice returns... "Well, while you're under there, you'd better check your brakes too. Your pickup rolled down the hill....."
     
  12. Puddloflaj18

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    I'd love to, but don't have the balls or the chances.
     
  13. Michael1985

    Michael1985 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Did it once. Was actually trying to piss in the bushes, but was too soft for my liking, rubbed to get harder so I could piss more comfortably, and ended up overdoing it...
     
  14. circle2121

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    I grew up in a small town with a nice park right across the street. I jacked off many times in the outdoors, both during the day and at night. At night, I would walk around the park with no pants on and a boner sticking straight up and just hope someone would catch me. No one ever did and probably now, a good thing. But eventually, I would stop in my tracks and let it fly. What fun I had as a young teenager, wish I could relive those days.
     
  15. Chjones11

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    I love masturbating outside also...a few months ago I was supposed to meet up a few people at a club and take a roll (E pill) They didn't show up and i didn't want to go in myself. I went back home to just listen to music and chill... After I started rollin balls I got horny as hell, as usuall while rollin. It was around 2am and was still like 80 degrees outside so I decided to go out on the back porch and let one go, I went out back striped down completely and just started jerking.... holy shit! I have had sex and masturbated on E before but not outside before while rollin... It was fucking amazing, i was outside for over an hour and a half and came 4 fucking times which i have never done before. after cumming the last time i felt like i was fucking floating, it was unreal :sunny: now after typing this i'm horny again lol...
     
  16. kairilove

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    I love the outdoors so I have enjoyed myself outside quite a few times. my patio furniture has seen some things :)

    Sex on the top of a mountain looking out over the beautiful countryside below is tough to beat too, as is on the beach in the surf and starlight.
     
  17. radiomanuk

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    Done it in broad daylight in my back garden - was locked out as I'd left my keys behind when I left for college!
     
  18. Luke1956

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    luv masturbating outside.. nobody around and the freedom of no clothes on, just turns me on more.. having my balls and cock out and the breeze blowing on them- fantastic.. I also like just blowing my load without worrying about cleanup .. oh- I think I am heading outside now!!!:sunny:
     
  19. Humperdink

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    The most exihlirating thing about masturbating outside in the United States is if you get caught, you go on the sex offender list for life. Whenever future employers do a background check on you, that will come up, and they won't know whether you were peeing in public or raped someone.

    See http://www.familywatchdog.us/ShowMap.asp?frm=0
     
  20. thechanceman

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    well i was just a bout to go outside to my favorite smoke spot but i think i might try something else afterwards haha
     

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