You might be _______ if _______

you might be a stoner if you wake up and cough up lung butter

 

You might hit the roof if you discover I've swapped your bed for a trampoline.

 

You might be sexy if you wear hiphuggers.

 

You might be me if you wake up and don't ever know what day of the week it is.

 

You might be taking it too seriously if you wake up mumbling "Do you want fries with that?"

 

You might be sensitive if your listening to music.

 

You might be tone deaf if you like Luna's singing.

 

you might be wrinkled if you were in the shower for 2 hours.

 

you might be hung like a mouse if you turn your back in public showers

 

good one ^^^ =D

you might be fragile if your farts break your hips.

 

I only turned my back that one time because I had soap in my eye you sonovabitch!



You might be BBAD if you get a woody in the lineup at Tim Hortons.

 

you might be Dr.Phil if you're a douche bag.

 

you might be oprah if your a penny pinching whore

 

You might be Canadian if you've dumped boiling hot water on your car door lock in order to get it to unfreeze during the winter.

 

You might be American if you push the clutch in to start the truck and it sticks to the floor during the freezing winter. true story.

 

you might be English Prime Minister if you shut the country down for a week at the sight of a snowflake

 

You might be overweight if you cant do 1 pull up.

 

you might be contemplating suicide if you wake up naked and find Lunaverse snoring next to you.

 

yeah,yeah.

And Dolly Parton doesn't have tits............MOUSEDICK!

 

You might have taken too many "roofies" if you wake up naked in Mexican trailer park.