There once was a lad from Australia Who painted his ass like a Dahlia The color was fine likewise the design But the color, alas, was a failya
There once was this chick from New Joisey whose twat was exceedingly noisey It slurped and it sucked whenever she fucked And could be heard all the way in Boise
There once was a hooker named Sue Who filled her vagina with glue When they payed to get in She said with a grin You must pay to get out of it too.
There once was a fellow named Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave I have to admit She smelled like shit But, think of the money he saved.
There Once Was a Girl From Helsinki Whose Pussy Was Smelly and Stinky She Propped Up Her Ass Put on A Gas Mask And cleaned it out in the sinky.
There once was a sailor from Brighton Who said to his girl "You're a tight one!" She replied " 'pon my soul "But you're in the wrong hole - "Sure there's plenty of room in the right one!"
I heard one similar- There once was a hermit named Dave Who kept a dead whore in his cave. She smelled like shit, And was missing a tit. But think of the money he saved.
There were two old ladies from Fordham Who went for a walk out of boredom Then on the way back A sex maniac Jumped out of a bush and ignored 'em
3, 6, 9 the goose drank wine the monkey spit tobacco on the street car line the line broke the monkey choked they all went to heaven in a lil rowboat
One from my Canadian Dirty Limerick Series: A young boy from Kapuskasing Was unsure of his girlfriends facing They tried sixty-nine But soon he did find He was unsure what hole he was tasting.
I wrote this one for my best-friend A lady from east Shubenacadie Had tits so big they went klack-ity She had them reduced But it was no use For they grew back with much alacrity.
