Craziest place you've masturbated?

at work, public bathroom, my car while driving, on atv, plane bathroom...

 

Walking and masturbating is an acquired technique something I perfected the summer after eighth grade ... No foreplay!!! Isn't that a sin???

 

In the car waiting for my dad to come back from the grocery store.
While driving.
In about every restroom on campus.
While sitting on the window sill with my legs out the window.
On my dryer.
List goes on and on.

 

I did it at my ex-girlfriend's house the other day ( I remain somewhat civil with her).
She was in her room on the second floor of her house, and I was next door in the study on the computer. Walls are paper thin, but she had no clue what was going on.
I've done it in public restrooms too, in a church, in the backyard and plenty more.

 

In the car.

 

Crowded classroom. I was in the back of the class near the door, so nobody saw what was happening. haha

 

Why didn't you ask her to join the fun?

 

I have jacked off at work before in the bathroom

 

She has a boyfriend - albeit, one that I would deem as (how to put it nicely), not her type.
Not that I am, hence the break-up, but she can do better.

Compound that with the fact that I'm seeing someone as well. :2thumbsup:

 

I can't tell you how hard I get when I go out somewhere just to go masturbate. For some reason masturbating to porn or in the shower isn't good enough. I have to have that thrill. That rush that I might get caught. Sometimes I go out to places that I know people can see me and that's what really gets me going. My favorite place that I've masturbated is on the side of the freeway either late at night or early in the morning. My old apt complex is right next to a freeway off ramp. I probably masturbated there over 100 times. I know that sounds crazy but it's true. I would strip down completly naked and get as close to the off ramp as I could probably less then ten feet away from the cars getting off the freeway. What I liked best about this spot is that I was alittle above the road and at night the apt building light casted right where I stood jerking off. I felt like I was on stage masturbating for all to see. I loved looked at the people passing by. Looking at them look at me in shock. I'm not sure how many of them liked it or got offended by it but it turned me on. There was a few times where I had finish quick and make a run back to my apt before they called the police. Honestly to this day I have no idea how I never got caught. 2nd place I like to masturbate on path ways that people jog on. When I guy jogs by I put my dick away and act like I'm taking a breather from running. But when younger girls come by I have no problem wipping it out and going to town. I try to time it right so when I cum they're right next to me. It strange how most of them never say a word or pretend not to see me. I've masturbated on roof tops on street corners. In the back of theatres, on my balcony. In hot tubs or public swimming pools. I've even snuck into the girls locker room at the local pool and sit in one of the shower rooms looking over to the other sides watching girls shower or change. I like to masturbate at hotels I wait until the cleaning ladies are next door cleaning and about to come to my room I sit down on my computer and put head phones on set up my camera and pretend I don't hear them come in. I just keep on jerking off like they're not there. They usually just leave really quick. I have masturbated I'n a hotel bed watching porn on my lap top with just the sheet over me. I wait till they come in and they always say I'll come back later but I just tell them it's ok just do it now. Then I start masturbating and slowly turn up the volume of a porn so they can start to hear it then obviously notice what I'm doing under the sheets. I act like I'm trying to hide it but in reality I want them to watch. I always just cum on the sheets then pull my pants up and get out of bed and ask if they can change the sheets now. It's great to watch their reaction when they take the sheet off and see how much cum I've left on the bed cover. They usually act like they can't see it. Probably my favorite thing to do is to find a girl who is sleeping like my friends girlfriend or one of my neighbors girls and I sneak in the bedroom with my camera slowly pull up their sheets so I can see their panties or something the I video tape me mastubating right next to their face. I'm always really quit so they don't wake up. When I'm about to blow I always blow my load in their hair. I love going back and watching the videos. I once did it to my neighbors daughter and when I went back to watch the video I say her eyes open for a send then close and a small smile on her face then it looked liked she had her eyes cracked open a little bit watching me. I got off to that video a hundred times especially because before I blew my load on her hair I lifted up her covers and she was wearing bagging short shorts with no underwear so I could see her fresh little pussy (ps just if anyones wondering she was 18 don't worry) I wanted to just lick her little pussy so bad!!! My bossed girlfriend got super drunk with me one night when he was gone and I tried this with her I was masturbating by her and I started to rub her legs and she was saying that feels good and I kept slowly getting closer to her soft pussy. Just closer then moving away and going back again a little closer until I way just sloftly brushing her pussy lips. Then she let out a little moan and spread her legs open. Of course I jumped on the opportunity and kept getting closer and closer until I started only rubbing around her clilt then straight on it. She was now awake but acting like she was still out of it. Then as I moved away for a minute she wispered don't stop so I went back really quick pulled her wet thong to the side and felt her warm pussy lips on the tips of my fingers. Then slowly moved down and started to lick her clit and slowly put my fingers in her. The started to shake in pleasure and said those words I was waiting for.... I want you inside of me Nick. So of course I put it in there I never felt a tighter and wetter pussy. As I was fucking her slow and kissing her stomach up to her tits she said harder. I fucked her as hard and fast as I could as I stuck my tongue down her throat. She rolled us over and got on top. I will tell you all this I've never had a girl ride me like she did. Best fuck I've had in my entire life. I made her cum at least 4 times that night holding my load as long as I could knowing that I wouldn't get this chance to fuck her ever again. When I came I blew half of it in her sopping wet pussy and the rest on her pretty face and video taped her licking everylast drop ever sticking her fingers in her pussy and licking them. I had no idea that she was that wild and sexy. The next morning she asked me to delete the tape and to never tell anyone. Of course I told her I would. I've never told anyone but I still have the tape and watch it at least 2 times a week. We never brought it up again for several months except for when we got drunk again and her boyfriend (my boss) was in the other room and she reminded me of the exsperience like I forgot and told me that it was the best sex shed ever had and if he wasn't there shed do it again. Maybe oneday I'll get a second round who knows.... Anybody who wants the tape or any of my other ones let me know.

 

^^ did any1 read the whole thing, too long for me to read^^ :juggle:

 

No, no one ever will.

 

It's really good. You should!!!

 

Dude, just a suggestion. Add some spaces to it. You know paragraphs. It looks like you were writing gacked to the gills on meth. It's not so much that it has too much detail it just one big chunk. To make an analogy it's like watching Cathy Griffin. She tells a story like one big run on paragraph with no breaks like she is trying to condense a 30 minute TV show into 6 minutes. When that happens you usually lose people at the second sentence.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Same here - not so much the length, but because of not having any of it broken up into paragraphs makes it impossible to focus & everything just goes all blurry.

 

Agreed, but if any1 read it, plz explain it to me in 1 sentence or two will be good

 

ridehard131 :2thumbsup: WOW

 

Ok since I seem to comment alot and haven't shared here it goes.

When I was 18 I was invited to a party by a girl who was 2 years younger than me who had a crush on me. I wasn't really interested in her but was dating her cousin at the time (the cousin was not invited). I was also the only guy invited. We had been talking about masturbation and the weirdest place we had masturbated etc. Then eventually we started playing strip poker. Since I lost I had to masturbate in front of the 3 girls that were there.

I know not nearly as exciting as some stories. Sometimes I play it out in my head in a revisionist way when I jack off where they are all masturbating with me. That would've been hot.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

i've pulled my car over on a long straightaway road under a major highway and got out of the car a jerked off in the middle of the road. also out of a tree house about 20 feet high. in a ceiling on top of pipes and duct work,while driving, on bus, really enjoy taking my clothes off in the woods and walking around and eventually masturbating.

 

Recently I have just been unbelievably horny without any explanation. Women supposedly hit thier sexual peak at age 30-40 or something. So if I'm only 21 and I get as hot as I do now, I don't even know what I'm gonna do by the time I'm hitting my sexual peak. A few months ago I was on my way home from work and school (which is a 30 minute drive). All day through class and work all I could think about was cumming explosively. I was ready to jump over the desk and rape this gorgeous brunette that came into work. Then on my way home I couldn't help but play with my pussy, figuring it wouldn't do any harm since I was headed home where I could finally cum all over the walls. But I got so tight and sopping wet that when I was only 5 minutes away from home, it got to the point that I actually pulled over on some random street between some church and a park and masturbated and drove myself crazy until I had cum running down my legs. So horny I couldn't even drive for 5 more minutes to get home. It was ridiculous, but fun.
But I drove home with a big smile on my face