Funniest compliments you've ever gotten

I was 16, going to some family party with my friend.

they took me out and bought me some k-mart clothes because all i had was my usual grubbies

i got dressed for the party and her older brother (in his twenties) says,

"My, don't you look... presentable."

I was 18, banging my stupid ex, and his roommate busts in

seconds after i come out of the room a few min later his roommate says:

"You're kinda sexy when you're all nekkid"

Good stuff. I will always remember these.

 

Somebody told me the other day.."You're not a complete waste of space" ....I took it as a compliment

 

I don't know about funniest compliments; but the stupidest one I ever got was:
"You'd look good if you had a tan."

(If I lived on the equator I wouldn't tan - I used to freckle when I cared to try and get a tan. lol)

 

Doctor told me once that I was in pretty good shape for the shape I'm in.....:-/

 

i was once told that if I shaved my legs i would have sexy, womanly legs... not sure if I should have been complimented or insulted.

 

"boyish charm" a drunk acquaintence said it about me and a pretty tom boyish friend
"wow you actually look like a woman" ( was in a ball gown )-my brother said it
"you have nice eyes.. I have heroin in my microwave" -random bum
"that was a cute sneeze" -random woman on the bus