What is the weirdest objcet you have used to get yourself off?

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  1. Alabaster

    Alabaster Guest

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    For both guys and girls, though I presume girls have more choice.

    Since I was young I have used a variety off different things to pleasure myself, the weirdest being a sewing machine!
     
    Alabaster, Jun 14, 2011
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    I was making bread one hot summer afternoon, and was buck naked. As I was kneading the dough, my cock and balls swinging back and forth was causing my cock to get fully erect. It occured to me to butter the ball and dough and I slid my cock into it. It was so warm smooth and gripped my cock like a glove. Pumped a full load of cum into that bread, let it rise and popped it into the oven.
     
    chefman84, Jun 15, 2011
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  5. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    wtf dude.
     
    The Imaginary Being, Jun 15, 2011
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    red open toe pump....
     
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  9. chefman84

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    LOL!!!:2thumbsup:
     
    chefman84, Jun 15, 2011
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  11. simplyalex12

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    a hanger hah
     
    simplyalex12, Jun 15, 2011
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  13. Irminsul

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    Walrus tusk.
     
    Irminsul, Jun 15, 2011
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  15. dreamsDOcomeTRUE

    dreamsDOcomeTRUE KYTLIVE

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    :willy_nilly:
    then
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    dreamsDOcomeTRUE, Jun 15, 2011
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    Its hilarious your name is chefman. You're kind of fucked up lol.
     
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    LOL um yip righto. hope u didnt feed it to children .
     
    hitman73, Jun 21, 2011
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    Only a fleshlight, lots of guys have tried that i think.
     
    hitman73, Jun 21, 2011
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  23. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    Your father
     
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    A few years ago I discovered I had a fetish for watches, so sometimes I use those...
     
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  29. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    how does that work?
     
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  31. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    "Timex keeps on ticking while others take a licking."
     
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  33. PineMan

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    Just so long as the big hand keeps going...
     
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    No, I think I actually threw the loaf away after it came out of the oven. didn;t have kids at the time, just me and the wife.
     
    chefman84, Jun 27, 2011
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    a torch
     
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