Uh oh, one beer too many

I always drink to write my school papers cause its boring bullshit and I just need to care less about reality to write this dribble. I call it "Not a zero" land. Where all I care about is handing in something so I don't get a zero and completely tank my grade. Well, shit was going good until a few minutes ago when I realized that I may not care enuff, and I want to lay down and watch tv..........I'm only 4 pages into a 10 pager and I'm just ready to quit. Thats the alcohol. I knew I shouldn't have drunk that last beer.......

 

you need a speech to text program..

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA. I've got one. Headset is on now. Its not helping.....obviously, cuz I'm surfing the net and I've got 2 hours to finish this thing and turn it in. LOL. But thanks for the suggestion.

 

It amazed me that I was able to get Bs on my papers off the first draft.

get it draft?

BWAHAHAHA

 

I figured you had something brewing...

 

I did it! I wrote a drunken 8 page paper and added spaces and bold print until it became a 10 page paper!!!! and turned it in.

I rock....

 

i had one beer too few. too bad it's sunday so buying beer magically becomes dangerous an hour earlier than the rest of the week.

 

i guess it wouldn't work out to well, if you were drunk anyway..

 

It worked. I got an A

 

Hey, what happened to the +?

Congrats on the A!!