Weird shit you do when you're stoned.

Yesterday night I was super baked and getting my lunch ready for work today. I put some pasta un a tupperware, took some spaghetti sauce out of the fridge, and SCOOPED IT OUT WITH MY HAND. At the time, I didn't really think twice about it. I kinda just chuckled as I was washing my hand. Now that I think about it after a night's sleep, I can't help but to ask myself ''what the hell were you doing man?"

So I thought I'd start a thread about it... anyone else do weird shit when they are stoned?

 

I get loaded at night and start posting stuff that I have to delete or edit the next morning. Especially on marijuana forums.

 

ebay or amazon... like last night.. just remembered i bought a new pair of wading boots for $130 =/

 

I get into amazon loops which are kinda like Wiki loops and add a shitload of unnecessary but badass stuff to my wishlist. Ran across medical equipment. Was kinda disturbed by the post mortem bonesaw. I know it's prolly used for skinning deer or something but it was listed under medical equipment. You can basically stock yourself up and become an underground surgeon.

Only at amazon you can buy syringes, sex toys, and medical equipment all in the same place. I love amazon.

 

lol, post mortem bone saw. Sounds like a cool name for a death metal band haha

 

load up a bb gun and shoot tail lights out:]

 

I smoke cigarettes after I smoke weed. I mean, it'll kill me! Why would anyone do that to themselves? Weird shit.

 

I have compulsions to fuck around in violent ways.

Like pretending like I'm going to smash my sister's head with a paperweight, or whatnot.

I've really gotten a lot better, but it still happens sometimes.

 

haha what...remind me to not smoke around you :tongue:

hmm i dont know if i do anything too out of the ordinary.if i had some marihuana id just say fuck it and see but i don't.le sigh

 

I only do it at my house, and there's some people I don't do it to.

Like my friend AJ, who won't react at all if I do; or my sister's friend Cati, who I just don't do it to.

And it only happens when I get bored.

It blows my fucking mind though, dunno why I do it.

 

earlier today me and the gf got baked.. decided that today was the day to paint the living room

 

i dance like crazy. no joke, if there's music playing, i'll act out the song in dance.

bohemian rhapsody has been banned in my household.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZLCpCJyUuw&feature=fvst"]YouTube - ‪bohemian rhapsody..mark killion dancing and singing‬‏

pretty much this happens ^^

 

masturbate in the deep woods after a naked hike usually by moon light..

 

hahahah oh boy... still sounds pretty cool!

 

I like to jack off when I'm stoned. Feels good brah.

 

I like to go out shopping and hit the dance floor after that

 

i make up scenarios in my head then laugh about them for a bit. i thought this one up: if i was running down the hallway and when i was running my body was wiggling like a snake, then i trip... its not funny now, but in my head when im stoned its hilarious.

 

yeaaa... this also happens for me

 

I try to find solutions to problems in the world. Like how to cure cancer. I came to this conclusion that there is this flower in the rain forest that stops mitosis.
I just try to fix everything. Or I go somewhere else in my mind. Pretend im somewhere different.
And eat sour cream and onion chips.

One time I looked for a cup in my friends purse when I should have been looking in the cuboard.

 

Smearing my poo on the walls.