trailer park rules according to booga

1. all men must be shirtless when it is above 82f (28c)
2. no children will wear bicycle helmets (even though it is a state law that children under 18 must wear a helmet while riding a bike)
3. all cars must be dented and multi-colored
4. one way signs mean nothing
5. household garbage can be put into recycling bins
6. couches are patio furniture
7. house and yard maintenance is optional
8. children are to roam free without adult supervision at all hours
9. basketball can and will be played at all hours
10. if the sun is shining the ice cream man will appear in the evening
11. cussing at a child to get them to do what you want is acceptable parenting
12. pajamas are acceptable clothing for walking the dog
13. sawing and hammering is acceptable at all hours
14. there is no speed limit
15. all adult must smoke tobacco and have blurry tattoos
16. having a loud conversation on your bluetooth is acceptable at all hours
17. while having a party please turn the music up as loud as possible so everyone can enjoy

please observe the rules listed above then do whatever the fuck you feel like doing anyways.

 

you forgot the front yard bonfires

 

You Forgot:- Every Trailer Must Have A Length Of Water Pipe Bolted To The Side

With A 27mhz CB Radio Aerial From Radio Shack On It....:2thumbsup:.

All Elements Must Have At Some Time Been Bent, And Parts Of A Childs Kite, Old Xmas Lights

Or Bits Of An American Flag, Tangled Up In It Are Optional,....



Cheers Glen.

 

good idea for a thread!

 

roads must be in such a state of disrepair as to warrant a safety inspection after delivering a pizza to one.

 

all stairs and decks are required to be a minimum 4 degrees off level

 

holy shit.. do you all live in my trailer park?


ahahah my boyfriend printed these up.. should go stick it in the laundry room.

 

Replacing every third word with "fuck" is required.

 

You Forgot:- Every Trailer Must Have At Least Two Old Car Engines In Various Degrees

Of Being Stripped Down...:2thumbsup:.

Every Engine Comes With It's Own "Glory Days" Story Of How It Blew A Turbo'd 427

Off At The Lights, Even If Said Engine Is Only A 1.5 Litre Kia With 500,000 k's On It And 10psi Compression In One Cylinder....

Extra Points Are Also Awarded For Burnt Out Auto-Transmissions, Seized Diff's And Any Other

Car Parts That Have A Story Attached To Them That Lasts Longer Than 10 Beers To Tell....



Cheers Glen.

 

Also, you forgot that at least one member of the family MUST have a mullet to live in the trailer park.

 

Small plastic kiddy pools are mandatory. If they still hold water, it's gotta be green. Extra points for each pool, bonus points if they're less than 10 ft from the road.

 

rusted out grill and five gallon buckets provide the seating for the sunday barbecue.

 

steel is up on this side of the world Glen...by now all the metal has probably been removed from most trailer parks

 

Banana hammock are a requirement for all men with Borat builds and above..

 

Here's a nice one......;-D

 

Depending on what part of the country you're in, several trailers will have a Rebel flag, or a "Don't Tread On Me" flag for a curtain.

 

everyone must blow bubbles..

 

Bubbles should be liberated and turned loose in greater society. Bubbles is way too big for just a trailer park....and I hate to say it but it seems like a quite a bit of the trailer park rules have escaped the confines of the park. If you want proof just take a look around wallyworld next time ya shop.

 

just keep Conky in the fucking ground!

 

don't forget