You might be a stoner if...

When someone asks you a question, and you're answer always begins with an ummmmm followed with a "what"?

 

you get lost 5 minutes from your house. happens all the time to me. i just forget where im going and go right past where i wanted to turn, then realize i forgot to turn, turn back around, and then forget to make the turn again.

 

"HEY, WHO'S GOT THE LIGHTER?"
"dude...it's in your hand"
"Thanks man..."

Who else has this happen to them? It used to happen to me all the damn time :2thumbsup:

 

If you think your hands are trees... :/ Strange times...

 

you eat soup with a fork cuzz all the spoons are dirty :sifone:

 

Dun that

 

When your too stoned to read all the posts...

 

Yeah I did that once. I was at school, on the phone with my mom. And I felt in my pocket for my phone and freaked out and was like "oh shit wheres my phone!!" And she heard me. And was like. Did you just say shit? Your on the phone dumb ass. Haha
Lmao.

 

Omg. Or when you posted on this fourm a while back, and reposted the saaaame story. Cause...I just did that. Wow.

 

If you want to get a candy so hard. You start unwrapping the candy. You realize you don't want it now. You think "I'm gonna rewind so i wrap it again". You start re-wrapping the candy. You realize you're walking backwards "in reverse".
True story...

 

... but the couch wins out because you're already on it

you forget what you're watching during commercial breaks.

you book april 20th off work for "religious reasons"

you eat cereal for dinner

 

You stare for days at a cardboard box in the corner till you realize its not the tv...;-D

 

When you put your car keys in your pocket just before you smoke, then when you are ready to leave you can't find them because your mind is ripped with THC and you don't remember putting them in your pocket, now you are running around your place trying to find them like a mad person.

 

When you're standing at the front window trying to use the TV remote to change the weather.

 

if you dig drugs out of the trash run downstairs with a soda in hand and eat them in front of the toilet expecting to puke

 

lol !

 

Hahahahahahah SO TRUE !!!!!!! Hahahahhaaha

 

You look the cabin over and over for your hat, only to discover it was on yer haid the whole time....;-D

 

If you find yourself intrigued by the pattern of pores in bricks on the front porch.
Oh, and if you wear out lighters at an amazingly rapid pace.