So I've been talking to this girl online...

I've been talking to this girl on a forum and she's pretty cool and all. I like talking to her, and it's just simple and nice, you know. And well, we've just casually talked for about a week and a half or so now, generally about every day. Well it turns out she has pictures up on her profile and she's really hot. She's 13 and definitely not Chris Hansen. She's single, but likes a guy who doesn't like her back, so what can I do to get her to get her to notice me?

 

Pretend you don't like her, by the sound of it.

 

First I must ask how old you are? I am hoping you are from the same age group?

 

If you're over 16 years old, please die by fire.

 

you do know chris hanson doesn't actually put his own pics on his fake kid profiles...

 

are you 13 or younger? if not, get a fucking life with a real life, of age, girl.
if you are 13 or younger, get a fucking life with a real life girl.

 

Find the equivalent of her offline, assuming you're the same age or close.