What to call a pussy during dirty talk?

so you're cool with calling it 'junk' but not 'vulva' ?

 

axe wound. Ladies really like that one because its sweet and romantic.

 

lol i'm not trying to turn myself on when I call it junk. I'll call it some random terms but not in a sexxxy way.

 

yea. 'take it down the hatch, super snatch' :rofl:

 

"Where do you want it? Up your snatch? Down your hatch? Between your eyes? Between your thighs? Just fucking tell me," Andrew "Dice" Clay.

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I answered this question in a previous thread, the one you had mentioned in your initial post.

 

How bout the silky snake mouth? or Carl?...just thinkin outside the box a little.

 

Good sex is like good food. If there ain't no unions or fried spuds or meat or gravy or eggs it just ain't right. If you don't agree with me it's cuz ur young. It ain't you're fault. You've been duped. Same with a well made chocolate shake. Some outfits got it, some don't don't. Jack inthe Box got it Burger King AIN'T GOT IT.

A Chocolate Shake ain't rocket science. You can make it or you can't. I ain't much for corporate outfits. Seems like the little Mom and Pop Burger joints actually know How to Make Real Shakes vs the big outfits that might know how to fake it. I PREFER REAL over fake. You might prefer fake. I prefer REAL. If that offends you TOUGH SHIT!!!

 

Fuck hole

 

birth canal

 

Lips ; wanna lick, kiss, touch, feel, everything else regarding lips.

 

My ex and I used to call it "kitty". I liked pussy and ****, he didn't.

**** is definitely my favourite. I've had many an argument with friends about how it's degrading to women and far too vulgar. I think that opinion alone puts it on a pedestal when I find it to be a short, snappy, powerful word. I love it

 

I like **** too. Not in that way.

 

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Oh god, as a biology major, I have to say please don't call it that. Oh hell. O shit. LOL, I think I would die and never be able to think of sex with my man ever again without laughing my ass off if he said "oooooh I wanna fuck you in the vulva." :rofl:

I'm sorry, that was probably incredibly unhelpful...:smash:

You also might consider that the vulva is just the external part of the vagina, so it might not be anatomically correct, even though technically your penis will pass it on the way in. Perhaps during a sweet, sensual little talk with your ladyfriend, you could bring up how beautiful you find the word and see how she reacts to it, but I don't know if I would bust out with it in the heat of the moment... That's a bad time to find out that she finds it hilarious. There, I hope that was more constructive. :sunny:

 

i let my penis do the talking.

 

i called my ex's a face hugger. in hindsight, a mistake on my part.

 

box. "Throw it in my box, big boy"
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I agree with Imaginary Being...let the damn penis do the talking...conversation during sex really takes away from the experience at hand

 

good load man... facehuggers are gross and scary

lol

 

I'm glad you stipulated that you're a biology major. Of course if you'd studied English, your opinion would be null and void.

 

I wonder how many faces it hugged...